What made you laugh your ass off today?

[Guest]

 

[EJFan]

cute

i could ask you if you've seen the new International Choke Sign

why, whatever do you mean?

 

[Guest]

 

[EJFan]

Check it out.

you're just on a rampage today aren't you?

 

[Guest]

 

[EJFan]

does it show that I really don't feel like working?

it shows like paris hilton's nipple on the red carpet.

 

[Guest]

 

[EJFan]

her nipple was on the carpet? was someone doing her from behind, in public?

i think it fell off in a freak accident.

 

[pleasteasme]

Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

OMG, someone signed onto YM with the "knock, knock, knock" and BOTH dogs are barking their heads off as they run to the front door.

Damn, this is great amusement for me!!!




*or just goes to show how much I need to "get" a life*

 

[Quoll]

The Muffy and Skip show next door.

 

[EJFan]

SW suggested that i post this. i usually don't post jokes but it's hard to deny a guy with a fish that's registered as a leathal weapon.

A very unattractive, nasty, mean actin' woman walks into Wal-Mart with her two kids.

The Wal-Mart Greeter, asks "Are they twins"?

The ugly woman says "Hell no, the oldest one, he's 9, and the younger one, she's 7.. Why? Do you think they really look alike?"


"Hell no", replied the greeter, "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice.

 

[Saucyminx]

Quoll reminding me not to skip down the aisle behind the coffin, strewing rose petals, and singing "ding, dong the witch is dead" at my husband's grandmother's funeral tomorrow. I'm not sure which is funnier, the reminder or the fact that i needed reminding. . .

 

[TBKahuna123]

My wife routinely works backstage as a stagehand for various concerts. She is a very good technician, but she sometimes finds it difficult to be a woman in a world of chauvanists, especially given her well endowed(ok massive) test. So I bought her this great shirt to wear to loadouts that says:

You don't need to look at my chest
These aren't the breasts you're looking for
Move along.​

Last night Poison's Production Manager dragged back to the dressing room because the guys from the band wanted to see the shirt! She wasn't sure what was funnier, that episode or the number of guys who read her shirt and started blushing because they'd been staring at her tits!

I guess I could say mission accomplished, eh?

 

[midwestyankee]

My wife routinely works backstage as a stagehand for various concerts. She is a very good technician, but she sometimes finds it difficult to be a woman in a world of chauvanists, especially given her well endowed(ok massive) test. So I bought her this great shirt to wear to loadouts that says:

You don't need to look at my chest
These aren't the breasts you're looking for
Move along.​

Last night Poison's Production Manager dragged back to the dressing room because the guys from the band wanted to see the shirt! She wasn't sure what was funnier, that episode or the number of guys who read her shirt and started blushing because they'd been staring at her tits!

I guess I could say mission accomplished, eh?

So...the question is: can any form of mind control work on such folk as roadies and stagehands?

 

[TBKahuna123]

So...the question is: can any form of mind control work on such folk as roadies and stagehands?

I would say if it involves a female with large breasts(or any breasts for that matter), yes.

 

[velcroktty]

Saw a story on the news and the defendents lawyer was quoted to say:
"My client is innocent until they prove him guilty of the crimes he confessed to."

 

[wally2450]

Too funny: Why you shouldn't weed-wack in the nude

http://www.fortwayne.com/mld/newssentinel/14806965.htm

 

[~Dacendaran~]

A friend, she cracks me up

 

[AchtungNight]

The movies Cars and Garfield: A Tale of Two Kitties.

 

[Guest]

 

[bobsgirl]

This happened while I was doing some work outside last evening, and had the radio on.

There was a commercial about some local daytime spa that had services which included "......manicures, pedicures, and facials." I'm pretty sure they didn't mean the kind of facials I imagined.

MrWag, you have a naughty mind! Not that that's a bad thing...

 

[Eilan]

I've lived in this town for almost 4 1/2 years and I just noticed this business:

Master Bait and Tackle

 

[Guest]

 

[Eilan]

That's hilarious

I was laughing pretty hard. I'm glad I didn't wreck the car!

 

[bobsgirl]

I've lived in this town for almost 4 1/2 years and I just noticed this business:

Master Bait and Tackle

Masturbate and Tackle? Sounds like a party game!