What made you laugh your ass off today?

[Saucyminx]

um, no, I was looking for something else. But when I saw that it was too funny not to share.

Scalywags Gone Wild eh?

Interesting title however I think the content would not be what you have in mind.

Who knows what i had in mind, but balloon animals are always fun.

 

[hdlynnette]

Sincerely yours...

I will go down on you and make you extremely happy

But only long enough until you think it's gonna get better...

then I'll come back up and screw you like no other...

Sincerely Yours,




GAS PRICES

 

[EJFan]

on M*A*S*H last night...

hawkeye: "ok, now let's all leave the tent one at a time according to order of departure."

 

[pleasteasme]

My puppy hauling ass around the house and then laying in an exhausted heap at my feet!

 

[Nightbird]

I saw that episode! Funny! I watch it every week night.

on M*A*S*H last night...

hawkeye: "ok, now let's all leave the tent one at a time according to order of departure."

 

[done_got_old]

"OLD" IS WHEN..... Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.

You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.

"Getting a little action" means I don't need to take any fiber today.

"Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot.

An "all-nighter" means not getting up to pee.

 

[EJFan]

I saw that episode! Funny! I watch it every week night.

i don't know if you guys have the hallmark channel where you are but they have at least 4 episodes back to back every day (and repeated late at night). i have always made a point to catch it whenever possible... one of the most well written shows in tv history, IMO.

 

[wysiwygdd]

Can't remember who it was, but someone here has a signature that reads:
Inside me there's a skinny chick trying to get out. I can usually beat her into submission with chocolate. Or something to that effect. Made me laugh and think I should steal the quote, too

 

[EJFan]

...as that great philosopher David Lee Roth once said, “Money can’t buy you happiness but it can buy you a big yacht on which you can pull up right beside happiness.”

 

[Eilan]

Nightbird's "King of Fucktardia" comment in the WPMO thread. Didn't know we were neighbors.

 

[bobsgirl]

Well, not laugh my ass off exactly, but I do enjoy the PTM and EJ show.

 

[EJFan]

Well, not laugh my ass off exactly, but I do enjoy the PTM and EJ show.

available on your local cable access channel soon.

 

[bobsgirl]

available on your local cable access channel soon.

It's certainly more creative than Pants-off Dance-off.

 

[EJFan]

It's certainly more creative than Pants-off Dance-off.

not only more creative, but twice as arousing.

 

[pleasteasme]

Well, not laugh my ass off exactly, but I do enjoy the PTM and EJ show.

Oh dear. I didn't know we were being watched.

I feel so violated...

No, not really I'm glad we could offer some form of entertainment. Don't forget we have a tip jar there somewhere by EJ's av...

 

[pleasteasme]

available on your local cable access channel soon.

Oh come on EJ! I think we could get syndicated. Well, you really need to do something with Cockzilla there...

 

[EJFan]

tip jars, syndication... it's all getting to be too "oprah" for me. this kind of stress is what made sonny and cher break up.

 

[bobsgirl]

Oh dear. I didn't know we were being watched.

I feel so violated...

No, not really I'm glad we could offer some form of entertainment. Don't forget we have a tip jar there somewhere by EJ's av...

No way! I'm not going near that thing!

 

[EJFan]

No way! I'm not going near that thing!

awww... c'mon... touch it, touch it.

it's so cute. don't you just want to take him home and cuddle?

 

[pleasteasme]

tip jars, syndication... it's all getting to be too "oprah" for me. this kind of stress is what made sonny and cher break up.

Don't tell me you have "performance anxiety?"

 

[pleasteasme]

No way! I'm not going near that thing!

I don't think he bites...

 

[pleasteasme]

awww... c'mon... touch it, touch it.

it's so cute. don't you just want to take him home and cuddle?

"I'm going to hold him and love him and keep him forever and ever and name him George."


He should fit in the hamster cage, hmm?

 

[EJFan]

"I'm going to hold him and love him and keep him forever and ever and name him George."


He should fit in the hamster cage, hmm?

he should, but his blood supply takes up considerably more room and resources.

 

[pleasteasme]

he should, but his blood supply takes up considerably more room and resources.

More?! I would have never thunk it!

 

[Quoll]

I'm off for a nap.