What made you laugh your ass off today?

[Quoll]

Apparently if you are trying to fix something that is being rather difficult and frustrating, when you start the chainsaw to do a different job. your spouse comes running out of the house thinking you have finally had it with the damn toilet. PML

 

[EJFan]

what seems to be the problem with the toilet, quoll?

 

[Saucyminx]

Masturbate and Tackle? Sounds like a party game!

oooooh! i want to play!

Apparently if you are trying to fix something that is being rather difficult and frustrating, when you start the chainsaw to do a different job. your spouse comes running out of the house thinking you have finally had it with the damn toilet.

See Q? That poor woman needs a picnic, her nerves are shot.

 

[Nightbird]

Now that is VERY funny.

Apparently if you are trying to fix something that is being rather difficult and frustrating, when you start the chainsaw to do a different job. your spouse comes running out of the house thinking you have finally had it with the damn toilet. PML

 

[Eilan]

I'm not sure why this strikes me as funny. (Apologies for the political stuff, BTW.)

Saddam's hunger strike only 1 meal

 

[Quoll]

what seems to be the problem with the toilet, quoll?

Nothing now.
It was a cobination of a hyperactive dog knocking the pipe everytime she ran under the house and a few -7c nights, of course the break was up inside the wall, hence her nervousness re above mentioned chainsaw.

 

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[Quoll]

I'm not sure why this strikes me as funny. (Apologies for the political stuff, BTW.)

Saddam's hunger strike only 1 meal

A man of his convictions I see.

 

[Saucyminx]

Apparently if you are trying to fix something that is being rather difficult and frustrating, when you start the chainsaw to do a different job. your spouse comes running out of the house thinking you have finally had it with the damn toilet. PML

This sort of reminded me of the diswasher incidents in our house. I didn't get quite this extreme (no power tools) but during the 7 year period when i was waiting for my husband to hook up a dishwasher for me, i used to occasionally drag it out in the front yard and put signs on it so it was the first thing he saw when he came home from work. He would just bring it back in.

So finally, i went to the store and bought a book called "Plumbing for Dummies" or something along those lines and laid it on the counter with a blow torch. Funny thing--both disappeared and it got hooked up the next day. Now i keep a blowtorch in my purse for just such emergencies.

 

[Eilan]

Article about Rush Limbaugh's latest hijinks:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/wonkette/20...ervousmockinglaughterechoesthruoutblogosphere

I'm already in trouble with my husband over this.

 

[EJFan]

Article about Rush Limbaugh's latest hijinks:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/wonkette/20...ervousmockinglaughterechoesthruoutblogosphere

I'm already in trouble with my husband over this.

i love it when rush gets in trouble. he probably got those pills so he could bang ann coulter... and she could use it.

 

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[Eilan]

i love it when rush gets in trouble. he probably got those pills so he could bang ann coulter... and she could use it.

He'd just returned from the Dominican Republic, it seems. Isn't there a thriving sex trade there?

 

[EJFan]

He'd just returned from the Dominican Republic, it seems. Isn't there a thriving sex trade there?

why are you asking ME?????

*looks innocent*

 

[Eilan]

why are you asking ME?????

*looks innocent*

I wasn't asking you specifically, silly. It's a public forum. Anyone who can answer the question is welcome to do so.

 

[EJFan]

I wasn't asking you specifically, silly. It's a public forum. Anyone who can answer the question is welcome to do so.

you know who'd know a lot about the DR??? a cigar afficianado. if only we could track down on o' those....

 

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[EJFan]

probably was until he got there.

LMAO!!!!!

 

[Nightbird]

They call it the Dominican Car Wash... For 2 dollars you get a hooker to take care of your needs.

He'd just returned from the Dominican Republic, it seems. Isn't there a thriving sex trade there?

 

[Nightbird]

You look Innocent.. With that AV pic? Shyeah right..

why are you asking ME?????

*looks innocent*

 

[EJFan]

they had a program on the discovery health channel the other night about a guy from the ozarks who'd been in a coma for 19 years. when he came out of it, he thought his daughter (who's now 19) was his wife. she was rather upset that her father kept telling her he wanted to fuck her.

it's arkansas... make your own joke.

 

[EJFan]

A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman, and ordered a glass of champagne.

The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!"

"What a coincidence," he said, "This is a special day for me. I'm celebrating."

"Wow!! This is a special day for me, too, and I'm also celebrating!," says the woman.

"What a coincidence," says the man. As they clinked glasses he asked, "What are you celebrating?"

"My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today my gynecologist told me I'm pregnant!"

"What a coincidence," says the man. "I'm a chicken farmer and for years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally laying fertilized eggs."

"That's great!" says the woman, "How did your chickens become fertile?"

"I switched cocks," he replied.

She smiled and said, "What a coincidence!"

 

[Quoll]

I finally got my other email addys sorted out.
Now downloading 1 of 2383 messages

 

[Saucyminx]

this which was not molded, just a freak of nature in a waterbottle my kids froze