What made you laugh your ass off today?

can you use "horticulture" in a sentence?

yes. you can lead a horticulture but you have to remind her which fork is for the salad.
 
Listening to Larry the Cable Guy talk about crotchless panties and edible panties.

day-um funny schtick!
 
pleasteasme said:
Listening to Larry the Cable Guy talk about crotchless panties and edible panties.

day-um funny schtick!
Are we talking about "eatin' britches" here?
 
pleasteasme said:
Yes, we are!

Only imagining the "buscuits and gravy" flavor :eek:

Get 'er done!
[slingblade]mmmhmmm... reckon i'll have some biscuits and mustard... mmmmhmmm
 
This thread, particularly post #9.

I've seen sound anti-circumcision arguments on Lit, but they're not in this thread.
 
I don't know, this thread just pissed me off, actually. Maybe I'm just too sensitive today, but something about the religious people hating themselves and hating life just torqued my twinkie! It actually took me a few minutes to come up with a better reply than: Hey! Fuck You! :rolleyes:
 
TBKahuna123 said:
I don't know, this thread just pissed me off, actually. Maybe I'm just too sensitive today, but something about the religious people hating themselves and hating life just torqued my twinkie! It actually took me a few minutes to come up with a better reply than: Hey! Fuck You! :rolleyes:
You actually replied? :eek:
 
Who's going to help me explain to my hubby that his parents "destroyed" him at birth? :confused:
 
Eilan said:
You actually replied? :eek:
I have to say, you did reply very articulately. I typed "oh give me a fucking break" at least three times before i gave up and moved on.

Laughter people! Please, i need something funny before i go face that which is currently my life.
 
I don't know if it classifies as laughing but seeing those Buckeyes and that Naughty boy T-Shirt one after the other made my day. :D
 
Nightbird said:
I don't know if it classifies as laughing but seeing those Buckeyes and that Naughty boy T-Shirt one after the other made my day. :D
Are you trying to say that all it takes is boobs to brighten your day? Not that I'm disagreeing mind you, just looking for clarification. :D
 
Not just any boobs though. They can't be gross.. But ya, boobs make me happy. :D

TBKahuna123 said:
Are you trying to say that all it takes is boobs to brighten your day? Not that I'm disagreeing mind you, just looking for clarification. :D
 
Nightbird said:
Not just any boobs though. They can't be gross.. But ya, boobs make me happy. :D
i miss eilan's old boobs... let's start a petition to bring them back!

what were they named again? scooby and saggy?
 
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