What made you laugh today?

[barefootgirl69]

The irony of alts and besties.

 

[Tallulah82]

Acknowledging to my husband that as I get older, I'm likely to end up in hospital due to a sex injury rather than any other pathway.

"So, can you tell me how you dislocated your shoulder?"

"Sure. I fell off the bed trying when twisting around to take it from a different position."

....

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

His text when I told him something broke in the house

 

[TongueLust]

"If you drop your phone in the tub, I'm not buying a new one."#HeWill

 

[DannieB]

Bestie sending a video of her progress after helping her yesterday. The way she kept popping around the phone to get her face in the shot Bitch turn the camera around!

 

[beachbaby179]

I was walking upstairs behind the dog. He farted with every step.

 

[barefootgirl69]

A conversation with my mom.

 

[MissSNG]

Being compared to a feisty little terrier, in a good way!!!!

I it

 

[Tallulah82]

Someone's enthusiastic request for a voice note from me.

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Nothing so far.

 

[Cindy027]

Marriage is like a deck of cards. At the start all you need are 2 hearts & a diamond.

By the end, you wish you had a club & a spade…

 

[Baztrachian]

This past week one of those self-entitled types started working at my office.

He was upset with an onboarding process that I do not administrate and for some reason he chose to make some random point about it.

He did the passive aggressive and condescending email to me and he cc'd a list of executive staff intending to intimidate me.

In the text of his message he states that he's "The new Deputy Director of (bullshit management post)."

Which translates as "Don't you know who I am?"

And he demanded that I change the onboarding process to suit him.

I hit "Reply All" and cc'd the (CEO equivalent) and attached her memo that created the onboarding process.

I told him to discuss his objections with her and not me.

This morning I got his separation paperwork.

 

[pinkparkhorse]

Good morning kisses from my big slobbery dog

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Seeing His reaction to one of his B-day presents.

 

[Tallulah82]

50% Beauty
50% Brians

 

[Cat]

Kid: "Mum!! You look so cute.. Just like Santa's wife!"
Me: "Uhm.. Santa's wife!?"
Kid: "Yes!! She never looks old, she always eats totally healthy, well.. all her veggies tastes like sweets anyhow, she got her hair in a ponytail, she wears glasses like you and she loves working out like you!"
Me: "uh-huh.. and where have you seen this lady?! "

... Santa's wife?!