What made you say "fuck, I'm old" today?

Feeling old today cause I'm going to be a stubborn old baaastard and mow the lawn though I have sciatic nerve pain in my leg. Far too stubborn (or tightassed) to pay someone else 200 bucks to mow it. Thank the lord it's winter and hasn't really needed a mow for the last month
 
The daily waking up to early needing to take a piss..sitting down while scrolling lit...both legs falling asleep and when I try to get up the crackling of both knees
 
Mow the grass, not your shoes. Bit of A4 paper glued to the inside, and away you go perfect.
The shredded shoes are from years of wear, I keep the blade way away from my feet 😄, just waiting for those last few old strands of canvas to pop, then will figure out what to do with them. Another mate suggested some duct tape, i was thinking to cut a Hessian potato bag up and stictch them up...
 
Chatting about sci-fi.
“So… Asimov? You know the father of the Robot Rules?”
Nope. Too old. Decrepit
 
A Toyota commercial. When I saw the cost to lease a 4-Runner and thought to myself, I remember seeing that price on a Mercedes lease.
 
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