What is your most embarrassing lit moment?

[muddler35]

Why don’t you enlighten us, muddler? . I won’t tell her I promise.

I honestly have no idea. Must be Amber. My phone has a huge crush on her.

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

Just this week, I was teaching a friend how to make simple syrup. Every time I typed in “sugar” my phone wanted to say “sugartits”. I’ve had this phone for years. Who the hell is sugartits?

Sir I found this on your phone.
*hands on hips*
Please explain.
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[jason28053]

Ooo something that made Amber blush and promptly delete...

From Amber to Green to Red?

 

[Ingenue844]

A guy that lives near me posted in the Personals. I commented that I would love to PM with him. He sent me a msg and asked me to describe myself.

I did. He told me he “doesn’t do chubby.”
And that he just never found himself attracted to chubbies.

 

[Deleted member 1306910]

A guy that lives near me posted in the Personals. I commented that I would love to PM with him. He sent me a msg and asked me to describe myself.

I did. He told me he “doesn’t do chubby.”
And that he just never found himself attracted to chubbies.

That is not yours to be embarrassed about.

 

[Ingenue844]

That is not yours to be embarrassed about.

Thanks, was mortified

 

[AmberLGreen]

Your phone autocorrects bone now too, I see.

He tries to say his butt dials me but I think he actually has his phone in his front pocket

 

[AmberLGreen]

A guy that lives near me posted in the Personals. I commented that I would love to PM with him. He sent me a msg and asked me to describe myself.

I did. He told me he “doesn’t do chubby.”
And that he just never found himself attracted to chubbies.

What a cheeky cunt. He needs to go on the throat punch list

 

[jason28053]

A guy that lives near me posted in the Personals. I commented that I would love to PM with him. He sent me a msg and asked me to describe myself.

I did. He told me he “doesn’t do chubby.”
And that he just never found himself attracted to chubbies.

Seems like that’s his moment not yours

 

[ToPleaseHim]

When I created this account, it was specifically to explore BDSM and interact and post questions freely in that forum. At one point I made an ampics thread. Felt much safer to do it with this account that had revealed zero identifying details to date. Managing two accounts sucks pretty bad and sure enough I posted in the thread with the wrong one.

Within a few minutes of posting, a friend PM’d me something like “Did you mean to post this with a different account?” Holy fuck! My face flushed and I navigated to that thread with the quickness and edited my post to something like “Oops! Wrong thread.”

I do NOT recommend the alt life, lol.

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

Well... ummm... I called someone the wrong name once and he let me for like..weeks then corrected me.

 

[jason28053]

Well... ummm... I called someone the wrong name once and he let me for like..weeks then corrected me.

Did you call him Geoff like @AmberLGreen calls me?

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

Did you call him Geoff like @AmberLGreen calls me?

As in Geoff with the super low bass voice?!

Haha...no.. but that is why everyone gets called darlin', sweetie, or hon now.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Did you call him Geoff like @AmberLGreen calls me?

Hey, I only call you Geoff to your face

You don’t want to know what I call you behind your back

 

[jason28053]

As in Geoff with the super low bass voice?!

Haha...no.. but that is why everyone gets called darlin', sweetie, or hon now.

Bless your heart

 

[jason28053]

Hey, I only call you Geoff to your face

You don’t want to know what I call you behind your back

My Cheeky Bum?

 

[Diosax]

A guy that lives near me posted in the Personals. I commented that I would love to PM with him. He sent me a msg and asked me to describe myself.

I did. He told me he “doesn’t do chubby.”
And that he just never found himself attracted to chubbies.

Wrong thread! This wasn't for you to share someone else's most embarrassing story but yours.

He is the one that should be embarrassed not you!

 

[AmberLGreen]

My Cheeky Bum?

Only when it does that special dance

 

[ShaneoD]

Either that pic I posted and forgot to delete for god knows how long of me completely flaccid or;

An embarrassing lack of interaction at times,

Other than that I don't embarrass too easy

 

[barefootgirl69]

Either that pic I posted and forgot to delete for god knows how long of me completely flaccid or;

An embarrassing lack of interaction at times,

Other than that I don't embarrass too easy

Wait! I missed a pic of you?!
I'm hurt!

 

[ShaneoD]

Wait! I missed a pic of you?!
I'm hurt!

You've seen better ones, trust me

 

[barefootgirl69]

As in Geoff with the super low bass voice?!

Haha...no.. but that is why everyone gets called darlin', sweetie, or hon now.

HA! That reminds me of the time I was dating 3 guys all named "Randy"...otherwise, they're all "babe"!

 

[jason28053]

That’s what she calls me, too.

Call her Debbie!

 

[jason28053]

HA! That reminds me of the time I was dating 3 guys all named "Randi"...otherwise, they're all "babe"!

FIFY

 

[barefootgirl69]

FIFY

Where's my eyeroll emoji?