What do all of you in sexless marriages do for sex? What alternatives?

You can’t masturbate because she won’t go away for the weekend?

Why can’t you simply tell her… “Honey, I’m horny so I’m heading upstairs for a bit to masturbate. I’d like a little privacy.”

What, exactly, would be the problem with doing that?

I don’t understand why so many people have trouble admitting to their partner that they occasionally engage in this very normal and very healthy activity.
In a few relationships I had that were winding down and sex had stopped or one where she had knee replacements. I would jerk off quietly and try not to get caught. Succeeded a few times. Eventually I did get caught. One just rolled over, but I got laid in the morning. The one with the knees felt sorry for me and at the same time a little put out. Once she was out of the true pain phase I would give her hand jobs. She would hold my balls and help best she could as I finished. It was actually kind of fun. Almost put some life back into "us", but not quite.
 
My wife is the same as most of you guys. She has no interest and doesn't make any qualms about it. I won't be disrespectful of her problem because it's natural for most women. I do jack off watching some types of porn, especially amateur if you can trust that. I usually fantasize about some women I know and would love to screw but won't take the chance to mess up our marriage.
 
My wife is the same as most of you guys. She has no interest and doesn't make any qualms about it. I won't be disrespectful of her problem because it's natural for most women. I do jack off watching some types of porn, especially amateur if you can trust that. I usually fantasize about some women I know and would love to screw but won't take the chance to mess up our marriage.
I just edge & stroke to stories & chat on here 😉
 
Not in a sexless marriage but it's just not as often as I would like unless we are on vacation then she is horny all the time.

So on her off days I will go on a morning walk with the dog talk to a few neighbors and then head to the gym for a exercise routine. Lunch then off to the wellness place for some Red light therapy or a Cryotherapy with hyperbaric chamber for about an hour.
Come home grab the tablet and enjoy a hit from a joint then if the story is good I will strip down outside and jerk off into my hand and lick my cum and bask in the late summer sunshine.
Totally relaxed fix her dinner and enjoy the evening watching TV. Lately were watching Landman on Paramount+ and Ali Larter is making me hard with her sensuality and wit.
 
Not in a sexless marriage but it's just not as often as I would like unless we are on vacation then she is horny all the time.

So on her off days I will go on a morning walk with the dog talk to a few neighbors and then head to the gym for a exercise routine. Lunch then off to the wellness place for some Red light therapy or a Cryotherapy with hyperbaric chamber for about an hour.
Come home grab the tablet and enjoy a hit from a joint then if the story is good I will strip down outside and jerk off into my hand and lick my cum and bask in the late summer sunshine.
Totally relaxed fix her dinner and enjoy the evening watching TV. Lately were watching Landman on Paramount+ and Ali Larter is making me hard with her sensuality and wit.
That’s a nice beat!
 
Not in a sexless marriage but it's just not as often as I would like unless we are on vacation then she is horny all the time.

So on her off days I will go on a morning walk with the dog talk to a few neighbors and then head to the gym for a exercise routine. Lunch then off to the wellness place for some Red light therapy or a Cryotherapy with hyperbaric chamber for about an hour.
Come home grab the tablet and enjoy a hit from a joint then if the story is good I will strip down outside and jerk off into my hand and lick my cum and bask in the late summer sunshine.
Totally relaxed fix her dinner and enjoy the evening watching TV. Lately were watching Landman on Paramount+ and Ali Larter is making me hard with her sensuality and wit.
I like hotel or AirBB sex too. We like in the morning when the help comes in to clean the room. At least I do. Specially if they get to see something.
It is up to me to fix dinner too.
And Landman, I wish they would do season 2. That is funny and hot. I would like to have seen more of that attorney.
Mostly I'm frustrated there is no foreplay. I can jerk off better than her lazy attempt at head. I do act like I need help getting it up. I enjoy her trying to be patient as she plays with my balls. At least I get that and laid every once in a while.
 
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