What Did You LEARN today?

[latecomer91364]

that it is a rabbit that is eating my mum plants!

Call Glenn Close!

 

[mnbreastluver]

That new suits are expensive.

 

[numeniusa]

That new suits are expensive.

You need to put it on and go here —> http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1046219

 

[LucianaGrace]

The quieter you talk, the quieter they become.

 

[Pantyboy74]

The quieter you talk, the quieter they become.

When you share your bed with a Maine Coon, you don't win the cover argument.

 

[availableslave2u]

ambesol really tastes like crap.

 

[latecomer91364]

That Washington DC is a worse cesspool of hypocrisy, corruption and greed than even I ever imagined (and I imagine a lot).

 

[availableslave2u]

that i should take a shower when i first wake up in the weekend, or i don't seem to make it in there.

 

[LanguageOfLove]

Asking for help is not a sigh of weakness.

 

[Iceprincess12]

It’s ok to wash a cast iron pan with soap (I do anyway), but I should dry it on the stove for around 3 minutes to get it completely dry.

 

[Pantyboy74]

Runny egg sandwiches and beards don't mix well.

 

[Tallulah82]

That a foreplay-less 5 minutes of penetration, followed by the guy losing his erection and falling asleep, and spending the next 15 minutes finishing myself off with a vibrator apparently qualifies under the "yes, you got laid" category.

Good to know.

 

[LanguageOfLove]

That a foreplay-less 5 minutes of penetration, followed by the guy losing his erection and falling asleep, and spending the next 15 minutes finishing myself off with a vibrator apparently qualifies under the "yes, you got laid" category.

Good to know.

lol, I didn't know that either

Today I learned that its never too late to act like a kid again, especially if it makes your kids happy, if just for a moment

 

[papadoc19]

Charles Dance was the villain in "The Golden Child"

 

[LanguageOfLove]

There will be unexpected surprises or little gifts throughout the day, you just have to look for them.

 

[Pantyboy74]

There will be unexpected surprises or little gifts throughout the day, you just have to look for them.

Ooo, sounds good. ***** Checks email..... obviously not on same wavelength. *****

Ive learned I get sillier the less sleep I have

 

[LanguageOfLove]

Ooo, sounds good. ***** Checks email..... obviously not on same wavelength. *****

Ive learned I get sillier the less sleep I have

lol, not material gifts silly! Gifts of little things to make you smile, or make things better...

 

[Pantyboy74]

lol, not material gifts silly! Gifts of little things to make you smile, or make things better...

Im sure my little thing can make you smile.

 

[DarkSimian]

That I am smarter than management (and the time clock)

 

[papadoc19]

A faction of the Saudi royal family were politically wiped out...

 

[latecomer91364]

That I'm actually a long lost Prince of Nigeria! And I'm not even Black! Now I've got to wire some money before my Princehood is cancelled by the government.

I am SOOOOOOOO excited!

 

[lilmissdarling]

ILTT

It sucks ass, when your lip ring gets snagged on your blanket.

ILTT

That it doesn'T matter what advice you give, they are gonna do whatever they want anyway.

 

[Handsonyou]

Some people shouldn't wire outlets.

 

[KarenB59]

Hardly anyone is what they appear to be.

 

[LanguageOfLove]

You're stronger than you think you are