What Are You Thinking Riiiiiiiiiiiight....NOW!?

[ElizabethWest]

I hate it when my brain is thinking behind my back. It must be my subconscious that keeps making my robe fall open whenever my hot neighbor is out working in her garden.

I used to do calculus like that.

 

[HBergeron]

I used to do calculus like that.

Hmmm... it does seem to be calculating move...

Still she hasn't called the cops, which is fortunate because she doesn't really exist - poor imaginary woman, existing only as the fodder for a joke.

 

[iLackBrainCells]

I'm bored.

Like SO bored.

Like SO FUCKING bored.

 

[Tallulah82]

I'm bored.

Like SO bored.

Like SO FUCKING bored.

So, you're bored then?

 

[iLackBrainCells]

So, you're bored then?

Just a little bit.
SOOOOOOO bored.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Wouldn’t it be cool if you could blast silence on speakers and make everything quiet?

 

[LinusRules]

Wouldn’t it be cool if you could blast silence on speakers and make everything quiet?

You could turn them all the way up to eleven just to drown everything out

I need more coffee.

 

[BeachBum25]

What I am watching is hilarious.

 

[Tallulah82]

What I am watching is hilarious.

I have no idea if it's the same thing, but I'm laughing too!

 

[LanguageOfLove]

Treadmill time, then its back to bed

 

[Tallulah82]

Treadmill time, then its back to bed

Have fun!

 

[beachbaby179]

Ugh. So stuffed. But lunch was INCREDIBLE.

 

[SMNaughtywife]

Damn the spam bot are all sorts of working overtime.
Sorry Xwife, not really feeling tingly over exchanging green bean casserole recipes.
Negative MyCockIs12Inches on wanting to listen to your rub one off on Skype
Dream on SpotedMonkey, no filthy animal RP up my sleeve.

 

[zydrate]

Damn the spam bot are all sorts of working overtime.
Sorry Xwife, not really feeling tingly over exchanging green bean casserole recipes.
Negative MyCockIs12Inches on wanting to listen to your rub one off on Skype
Dream on SpotedMonkey, no filthy animal RP up my sleeve.

Lucky
All I get are “are you going to reply to our story?”

Blah blah

 

[iLackBrainCells]

I'm thinking that Litster needs a medal.

I'm also thinking its time for me to go read a story or two.

 

[Suz_anne]

I need to pee.

 

[fsa52]

I'm thinking I need some food

 

[rbijon]

I'm thinking I need some food

I am thinking I need to bite something

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

I need to pee.

Too much information! I guess that could turn on some lit members though. I must be more empathetic to others.


I am on my laptop, in front of the wood stove drinking coffe and thinking of fish.

 

[Girly_girl]

Hmmmm, wonder if I can find a sexy St Patrick's Day AV

 

[mnbreastluver]

We live in a civilization where pizza arrives to your house faster than the police

 

[Just_Jen]

That breeze feels nice.

 

[Tallulah82]

I wonder why I'm procrastinating writing that email?

 

[mnbreastluver]

A pregnant woman swimming is basically a submarine.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Stair safety.