Why is it that if 007 has "A first in Oriental Languages from Cambridge" in You Only Live Twice, Why then can he not understand the Chinese Keyboard in Tomorrow Never Dies?
I think Dorothy shoulda smacked Glinda the Good Witch in the face when Glinda told her she could have gone home anytime by clicking her heels 3 times and repeating "There's no place like home" - her feeble excuse for not telling her was "You wouldn't have believed me."
If I was Dorothy, I would have replied with "You fucking bitch! Like I wouldn't at least give it a shot? I ended up killing somebody because you're an asshole!"