What are you thinking?

I think Dorothy shoulda smacked Glinda the Good Witch in the face when Glinda told her she could have gone home anytime by clicking her heels 3 times and repeating "There's no place like home" - her feeble excuse for not telling her was "You wouldn't have believed me."

If I was Dorothy, I would have replied with "You fucking bitch! Like I wouldn't at least give it a shot? I ended up killing somebody because you're an asshole!"
 
Why woudk you use the pitcher I make tea in to soak a nasty dog collar. And I am the bad guy for saying something. Fml
 
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