What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[BrendaBear]

I'm not wearing a sorry frown

…but you should be…

I am not wearing a traditional Welsh hat.

 

[_valkyrie_]

I am not wearing a coat made of 101 spotted canines.

 

[Rj_1954]

…but you should be…

I am not wearing a traditional Welsh hat.

Leather shrinks when wet, like in a shower...

But I'm not wearing a towel, now

 

[mellowyellows]

Anything

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing welding goggles.

 

[kyblue12]

A fur coat made from Dalmatians

 

[Btq97]

Sealskin slippers.

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

An I saw the aurora t shirt

 

[Wageslave]

A crown

 

[RideFl71]

Thinking cap...
It's the weekend

 

[SimonSex]

Cargo shorts. Ever.

 

[IvyMarron]

Knickers

 

[Rj_1954]

Golf Shoes with cleats

 

[BrendaBear]

I'm not wearing RJ's golf shoes with fishnet stockings and a mini-skirt.

 

[Rj_1954]

Tighty whitey's

 

[Treeview]

Stripes nor plaids

 

[Wriggle]

My Moral Majority t-shirt

 

[MindYaBitness]

My Moral Majority t-shirt

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Why not, you fill that out so nicely

 

[enbiji]

Not wearing a tunic

 

[Wriggle]

Why not, you fill that out so nicely

You stretched it when you slept over

 

[MindYaBitness]

You stretched it when you slept over

I have a tendency to do that.

I'm not.wearing my banana hammock
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[Rj_1954]

I'm not wearing a sumo wrestling thong...

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a thong... in the Australian sense.

 

[Shenanigans90]

https://imgur.com/a/aOrv5ct

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing anything that would invoke a demon from another realm.