What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[SimonSex]

Suspenders AND a belt

 

[Bettytheboo]

I'm not wearing winter clothes!

 

[Rj_1954]

Not wearing a hospital gown..

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing work clothes… or a bra…. Ahhhhhhhh

 

[munch2much]

Anything
Except a duvet

 

[Rj_1954]

Not wearing a Bed Skirt...

 

[BrendaBear]

I’m am not wearing Mrs RJ’s Wonder Woman costume.

 

[mysticunicorn_19]

Socks

 

[Trubbycat]

I’m not wearing five pounds of cat hair.

 

[Rj_1954]

I’m not wearing five pounds of cat hair.

You're not cold are you?

I'm not wearing flannel pj's (red plaid)

 

[Trubbycat]

Just t-shirt and boxer briefs. I am cozy in bed.

 

[enbiji]

My balaclava.

No wait, I meant my baklava.

 

[enbiji]

I am not wearing a sash.

Or jodhpurs

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE FUCK JODHPURS ARE

 

[enbiji]

And I am one boaless motherfucker.

Strangely, I don't currently own a boa

 

[enbiji]

I do have a homburg but not wearing it at the moment

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing something that is brought to you by the letter J and the number 5.

 

[Rj_1954]

I am not wearing a sash.

Or jodhpurs

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE FUCK JODHPURS ARE

(Jodhpurs, in their modern form, are tight-fitting trousers to the ankle, where they end in a snug cuff, and are worn primarily for horse riding)

not wearing jogging pants...

 

[Rj_1954]

And I am one boaless motherfucker.

Strangely, I don't currently own a boa

You're funny...

I'm not wearing the time of day... a watch.

 

[Trubbycat]

I am not wearing an air of inevitability.

 

[Rj_1954]

I'm not wearing a cloak of invisibility,
But look for me anyway...

 

[sicpup72]

Not wearing my grandmother’s corset

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Pink hardhat, and nothing else!

 

[SimonSex]

A shit eating grin

 

[Rj_1954]

A banana peel
The banana is elsewhere...

 

[mellowyellows]

I’ve seemed to have lost my pants.