What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[_valkyrie_]

The other thread reached 5000 posts. I find it fitting to carry on with the old limit system, so its closure has been requested.

The rules of this thread are simple to follow. Let the world know what you are NOT wearing.

I am not wearing cornrows.

 

[Azuldrgon]

Shoes and socks

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing boxing gloves

 

[_valkyrie_]

I am not wearing a bridal gown.

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing thigh high leather boots.

 

[Cyber_Bella]

Thong

 

[VoraciousValue]

I am not wearing boxing gloves

 

[_valkyrie_]

I am not wearing an eye mask.

 

[latino_88]

High heel shoes

 

[_valkyrie_]

I am not wearing a fur coat.

 

[_valkyrie_]

I am not wearing ear plugs.

 

[latino_88]

I am not wearing an engagement ring

 

[_valkyrie_]

I am not wearing my favourite pair of joggers.

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing an ancient death mask recovered from the northern Amazon region. JS

 

[latino_88]

I am not wearing a black tie

 

[Taegul]

I am not wearing my "I support a 5,000 post limit on Literotica" t-shirt.

 

[Btq97]

I am not wearing trousers

 

[Lucy_Lastic]

You know those old fashioned diving suits, the ones with the brass helmet and lead boots and the air pipe that goes up to the surface where two guys pump air to keep you alive?

Not wearing one.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

I'm not trying to prevent space aliens from learning what's in my mind by wearing a tin foil hat ...I WAS earlier, but not now...

 

[Lucy_Lastic]

I'm not trying to prevent space aliens from learning what's in my mind by wearing a tin foil hat ...I WAS earlier, but not now...

and now the invasion of earth is imminent. well done.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

A Time Turner necklace...

 

[southern_sweety]

I’m not wearing a porkpie hat.

 

[TallGlassOfSarcasm]

I'm not wearing Indiana Jones' hat or whip.

Not anymore, anyway.

 

[Cyber_Bella]

I’m not wearing eyeliner.

 

[Wageslave]

A gas mask