What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

I'm not wearing my hair up in a mohawk with a ponytail connected to it that hangs halfway down my back.
 
I'm not wearing a napkin on my lap and OF COURSE today is the one time I spilled food. I mean... come on, universe! What the hell?
Yep. I hear you. I managed to get a little spot on one of my favorite skirts today... and I don't know how. :rolleyes::rolleyes:

I'm not wearing that skirt now... in the wash it goes.
 
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