What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[Rj_1954]

I do not have my canoe today, but I will sell tickets for rentals
And extra for Oars!

We're expecting 5 inches of rain today

 

[BrendaBear]

I do not have my canoe today, but I will sell tickets for rentals
And extra for Oars!

We're expecting 5 inches of rain today

How do you normally wear your canoe? Like a hat? To keep the rain off?

Do you keep wearing it in the house?

I am not wearing an RJ special canoe-hat.

 

[Rj_1954]

How do you normally wear your canoe? Like a hat? To keep the rain off?

Do you keep wearing it in the apartment?

I am not wearing an RJ special canoe-hat.

I deliberately worded it like that, knowing you'd correct me.

Not wearing rain gear

 

[Trubbycat]

I deliberately worded it like that, knowing you'd correct me.

Not wearing rain gear

 

[BrendaBear]

I deliberately worded it like that, knowing you'd correct me.

I thought this was too easy… you might be baiting me…

Now… where did I leave my wooden hairbrush? You need a “lesson”….


I am not wearing a fishnet stockings and the top half of a suit of armor.

Sometimes… I really wonder what I did to my brain…

 

[Rj_1954]

Remember I'm an Extrovert, I'll go to great lengths to get the expected response

Not wearing my Straight Jacket
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[BrendaBear]

Remember I'm an Extrovert, I'll go to great lengths to get the expected response

Hmmm I think I may have noticed that.

Not wearing my Straight Jacket
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Oh my… I can think of several people I would love to put that on. I don’t think I would be willing to wear that though… how would my tormentor play with my boobs? Seems better used on a guy… where is @Trubbycat ???

I would not wear RJ’s leather straight jacket.

 

[BrendaBear]

I’m not wearing an oversized yellow raincoat with the hood up….nor am I trying to sell fish sticks today.

I noticed you didn't mention if you were trying to sell any salt....

 

[hotoldrguy]

I am not wearing @EarlyDawn1973 ’s leather cuffs and collar…
Because I locked them on her… I have… plans..

Why would you? You have your own

 

[BrendaBear]

Why would you? You have your own

True… but everything @EarlyDawn1973 has is just… somehow… cuter! I think she casts a spell or something… weird.

I am not wearing any protection from bewitching spells.

 

[Cindy027]

I am not wearing my "why did i post in Peemans thread so I have to keep seeing inane responses in my new posts thread" flaming red t-shirt.

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing my "why did i post in Peemans thread so I have to keep seeing inane responses in my new posts thread" flaming red t-shirt.

Well.. be sure to reference Birkenstocks for him. He loves those!

Well, he actually hates them and likely put me on ignore for teasing him with Birk references (I don’t blame him… I am a bit much).

 

[Cindy027]

Well, he actually hates them and likely put me on ignore for teasing him with Birk references

Maybe because he has flat feet, I mean men are soooo sexy in birkenstocks and white socks, I couldn't imagine any of them not wanting to wear them.

I am a bit much

What!!! No, never.

I am not wearing strapless sandals.

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing strapless sandals.

Do they… glue on?

 

[Cindy027]

Do they… glue on?

Now you know why I am not wearing them

 

[Trubbycat]

Now you know why I am not wearing them

Reminds me when I had plantar fasciitis and heel spurs a few years back... had these horrible pads glued to my feet for a week or two. Not fun.

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Rainbow suspenders.

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Wonder Woman costume

 

[hotoldrguy]

not wearing my Mystique costume...or was that just body paint?

 

[EarlyDawn1973]

I'm not wearing my lime green leg warmers...

 

[crazychemgirl]

I’m not wearing my Superpussy underoos

 

[BrendaBear]

I am still not wearing my workout clothes… can’t seem to get interested… maybe I should take up wrestling?

 

[BrendaBear]

I’m not wearing my Superpussy underoos

Thanks a lot! I started laughing so hard I ended up in a coughing fit.

 

[Shenanigans90]

I’m not wearing a pocket pussy. I tried one but it didn’t do a damn thing for my pocket.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Thanks a lot! I started laughing so hard I ended up in a coughing fit.

Uhm… sorry?