What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[BrendaBear]

Uhm… sorry?

It was totally worth it!! I love a good laugh.

 

[hotoldrguy]

I am still not wearing my workout clothes… can’t seem to get interested… maybe I should take up wrestling?

Since you are not wearing your workout close, I assume naked wrestling, jello wrestling mud wrestling?

 

[Btq97]

My bog snorkeling equipment.

 

[n8Romantic]

My Michelin Tire Man costume.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man costume.

 

[hotoldrguy]

My Michelin Tire Man costume.

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man costume.

I always wondered if they were related.

 

[BrendaBear]

I always wondered if they were related.

…and if the pillsbury dough boy was their kid…

 

[hotoldrguy]

…and if the pillsbury dough boy was their kid…

now I am wondering who the mother could be...

 

[BrendaBear]

now I am wondering who the mother could be...

well, one of those two was actually born female… but I am not saying any more than that.

 

[n8Romantic]

well, one of those two was actually born female… but I am not saying any more than that.

I DID NOT HAVE SEX WITH THAT WOMAN!

 

[Bambear99]

I am not wearing a spongy yellow rectangle who lives in a pineapple under the sea.

 

[n8Romantic]

IANW A magic wand clenched in my sphincter. Imagine the possibilities.

 

[BrendaBear]

IANW A magic wand clenched in my sphincter. Imagine the possibilities.

..you might accidentally fart and turn the dog into an alligator?

 

[n8Romantic]

..you might accidentally fart and turn the dog into an alligator?

I was thinking maybe shaking my booty and conjuring a dozen donuts. Glazed or cake?

 

[BrendaBear]

I was thinking maybe shaking my booty and conjuring a dozen donuts. Glazed or cake?

Butt cakes with a hole in the center? Um… no thank you sir…. I am on a diet.

This is sooo gross…

 

[n8Romantic]

Butt cakes with a hole in the center? Um… no thank you sir…. I am on a diet.

This is sooo gross…

So glazed it is….

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing this to go out dancing…

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/91/31/a3/9131a349bede75380b8a1581a8f9674b.jpg

 

[Trubbycat]

I am not wearing Skrull makeup.

 

[PassionsFlame]

No bra. Yay

 

[kathyisgr65]

I am not wearing my red clown nose..yet

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Suspenders attached to mankini.

 

[BrendaBear]

Suspenders attached to mankini.

I think, that not wearing that is really one of your best choices in the past half hour.

 

[Amanda330]

I am not wearing a strap on dildo...

 

[mellowyellows]

Anything below the chest area.

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing a strap on dildo...

Well, go get that thing girl!