What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[ABiGuy84]

Excuse me? Where did you get the silly idea I was obedient?

https://media1.tenor.com/m/xnyTw87rtNwAAAAC/funny.gif

I am not wearing any awards for “Good Girl”…

You are only making it worse for yourself ....


Not wearing Military Boots

 

[LustyScribe]

Not wearing a blaze orange hunter safety vest. Even though I am hunting...for the TV remote.

 

[BrendaBear]

Not wearing a blaze orange hunter safety vest. Even though I am hunting...for the TV remote.

Do you need to be “vewy vewy quiet… “?

 

[Bambear99]

I’m not wearing a robot costume made entirely out of cardboard boxes, because I need more Amazon deliveries before I can complete it.

 

[ABiGuy84]

Hard Hat

 

[BrendaBear]

Hard Hat hanging on my thing

Fixed it for you.

 

[masterslave00]

Not wearing cock cage. Ever!

 

[BrendaBear]

Not wearing cock cage. Ever!

So you prefer the rings that lock on and allow attaching a leash? Got it!

 

[masterslave00]

So you prefer the rings that lock on and allow attaching a leash? Got it!

Yes, I would go for those for the right person...

 

[BrendaBear]

Yes, I would go for those for the right person...

That seems to be the biggest challenge.


I am not wearing Columbo’s raincoat.

 

[Nicefella]

That seems to be the biggest challenge.


I am not wearing Columbo’s raincoat.

I’m not wearing Matlock’s seersucker suit

 

[Svenn3920]

I’m not wearing one of those lapel flowers that shoots water in somebody’s face when they lean in to smell the flower.

 

[Rj_1954]

I’m not wearing one of those lapel flowers that shoots water in somebody’s face when they lean in to smell the flower.

Oh, a funny reply
I need funny tonight...

i'm not wearing a frown...

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing one of @Rj_1954 ’s dress shirts, some heels, and nothing else.

 

[ABiGuy84]

Night Gown

 

[barefootgirl69]

I'm not wearing my coconut bra and a grass skirt.

 

[Svenn3920]

I’m not wearing your favorite fuzzy socks. I’m not! Stop asking me. I know they’re comfortable. No, I haven’t seen them!

 

[Rj_1954]

I'm not wearing a Hula, Hoop because that would be a lovely picture in motion

 

[ABiGuy84]

Figure skates

 

[Rj_1954]

I’m not wearing your favorite fuzzy socks. I’m not! Stop asking me. I know they’re comfortable. No, I haven’t seen them!

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[Svenn3920]

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Those are the ones!

 

[BrendaBear]

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That is cool! If I wore socks, I think I would need some of those.

 

[Rj_1954]

That is cool! If I wore socks, I think I would need some of those.

https://us.shein.com/1pair-Unisex-C...ZzjNQ5mS2NTmGbja8GHcZicXY7Cjlc6QaArplEALw_wcB

 

[BrendaBear]

Amazon sells everything
https://us.shein.com/1pair-Unisex-C...ZzjNQ5mS2NTmGbja8GHcZicXY7Cjlc6QaArplEALw_wcB

I love how you say Amazon, and include a link which isn’t on Amazon at all.

 

[Rj_1954]

Those are the ones!

https://us.shein.com/1pair-Unisex-C...ZzjNQ5mS2NTmGbja8GHcZicXY7Cjlc6QaArplEALw_wcB