What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing the uniform of a WWI Fighting Ace battling the Red Baron.

 

[stu_gats_2000]

jacket

 

[Asilverfox23]

Wool socks

 

[Grumpy_OG]

A Santa hat

 

[MarcUK]

A diamanté cock ring

 

[Trubbycat]

Randy’s snow suit from A Christmas Story

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing the uniform of a prisoner on tier 2 cell 245.

 

[LustyScribe]

My Wonder Woman uniform. The tailor has it; letting the seams out.

Again.

 

[mellowyellows]

Underwear

 

[mobleedzblue]

A condom

 

[ericalauren]

I’m not wearing turquoise mascara.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a silk dance shirt.

 

[Wageslave]

Divers fins

 

[NudieUser]

Fireproof overalls

 

[Cwtchseeker]

A Grinch outfit

 

[Eyelevel]

The right pants for this cold weather.

 

[BDA73]

A condom

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing @Trubbycat ’s catnip covered hello kitty nighty.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a tanooki suit.

 

[deft]

A Christmas party hat… yet!

 

[Wageslave]

Lipstick

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing silver and gold.

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing @EctoJohn ’s paisley and platinum hippy shirt.

But the purple one is cuter, and makes a nice short dress, so….

 

[Shenanigans90]

Superman underoos

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing @BrendaBear 's "Business" Bunny Suit.