What are you NOT wearing? [v3.0]

EctoJohn · Thursday at 7:56 PM

I'm not wearing the uniform of a WWI Fighting Ace battling the Red Baron.

stu_gats_2000 · Thursday at 8:00 PM

jacket

Asilverfox23 · Thursday at 8:02 PM

Wool socks

Grumpy_OG · Thursday at 8:17 PM

A Santa hat

MarcUK · Thursday at 9:32 PM

A diamanté cock ring

Trubbycat · Thursday at 11:27 PM

Randy’s snow suit from A Christmas Story

EctoJohn · 2025-12-19T00:55:57+0000

I'm not wearing the uniform of a prisoner on tier 2 cell 245.

LustyScribe · 2025-12-19T03:38:56+0000

My Wonder Woman uniform. The tailor has it; letting the seams out.

Again.

mellowyellows · 2025-12-19T03:44:18+0000

Underwear

mobleedzblue · 2025-12-19T03:52:24+0000

A condom

ericalauren · 2025-12-19T03:55:23+0000

I’m not wearing turquoise mascara.

EctoJohn · 2025-12-19T04:09:02+0000

I'm not wearing a silk dance shirt.

Wageslave · 2025-12-19T06:53:15+0000

Divers fins

NudieUser · 2025-12-19T06:54:27+0000

Fireproof overalls

Cwtchseeker · 2025-12-19T10:49:19+0000

A Grinch outfit

Eyelevel · 2025-12-19T10:53:35+0000

The right pants for this cold weather.

BDA73 · 2025-12-19T10:54:20+0000

A condom

BrendaBear · 2025-12-19T11:09:51+0000

I am not wearing @Trubbycat ’s catnip covered hello kitty nighty.

EctoJohn · 2025-12-19T16:57:09+0000

I'm not wearing a tanooki suit.

deft · 2025-12-19T16:58:47+0000

A Christmas party hat… yet!

Wageslave · 2025-12-19T22:02:00+0000

Lipstick

EctoJohn · 2025-12-20T00:12:44+0000

I'm not wearing silver and gold.

What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]