What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing the uniform of a WWI Fighting Ace battling the Red Baron.

 

[stu_gats_2000]

jacket

 

[Asilverfox23]

Wool socks

 

[Grumpy_OG]

A Santa hat

 

[MarcUK]

A diamanté cock ring

 

[Trubbycat]

Randy’s snow suit from A Christmas Story

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing the uniform of a prisoner on tier 2 cell 245.

 

[LustyScribe]

My Wonder Woman uniform. The tailor has it; letting the seams out.

Again.

 

[mellowyellows]

Underwear

 

[mobleedzblue]

A condom

 

[ericalauren]

I’m not wearing turquoise mascara.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a silk dance shirt.

 

[Wageslave]

Divers fins

 

[NudieUser]

Fireproof overalls