What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[DirkCamacho]

I am not wearing all my UFC mixed martial arts gear.

Which would be a suit of titanium armor because these two female MMA fighters I'm watching are BAD-ASS. And I'm too old for that crap.

And I’m not wearing my motorcycle gear: full face helmet, armored abrasion resistant riding jacket and pants, leather gloves and boots.

Whose ears perked up when I said leather?

 

[DirkCamacho]

I'm not wearing this t-shirt...
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Yet...

lol I saw someone wearing that exact shirt last night at the Springsteen show.

 

[base10]

The show is your chest thread made me lose my pants

 

[Trubbycat]

Oh, these boots over here fit me well… but I do need a slave to put them on me, with lotion, and please me with their mouth….

Lotion for you, polish for the boots.

 

[fullservice65]

Macaroni and cheese.

 

[Surferdude1891]

Ummm kahki’s

 

[LilyV2]

Socks, a bra, or a purple sparkly boa, strategically wrapped around me, covering my tits and bits.

 

[Seadog777]

A monocle

 

[Rj_1954]

Riot gear...

Cuz it's sometimes very funny here..

 

[BrendaD]

I am not wearing latex…
Isn’t that what paint is made from? Sheesh!

 

[LustyScribe]

A pink shower cap

 

[EctoJohn]

I am not wearing a codpiece that is studded with silver and I'm also not wearing a training bra that I bought at K-Mart in 1992.

 

[BrendaD]

A pink shower cap

Not using the pink shower tonight? Matchy matchy is important, you know.

 

[~Elizabeth~]

 

[Rj_1954]

Not using the pink shower tonight? Matchy matchy is important, you know.

You just made my Scotch shoot out my nose from laughing...matchy, matchy, pinky, pinky....

Not wearing a towel...

 

[Yesok1]

A trilby hat

 

[lanceGibs]

A smile

 

[BrendaD]

Not wearing pink hip hugger bell bottoms….

 

[Yesok1]

Not wearing winkle pickers

 

[BrendaD]

Not wearing winkle pickers

You are always making me have to look stuff up!

I am not wearing any winkie pickles either.

 

[Yesok1]

Not wearing salopettes

 

[Rj_1954]

Not wearing pink hip hugger bell bottoms….

Pity because these would be fantastic

 

[Yesok1]

Not wearing a haubergeon

 

[Rj_1954]

I'm not wearing bell bottoms unless there's ropes & chains involved

 

[Yesok1]

I'm not wearing bell bottoms unless there's ropes & chains involved

Not wearing an ascot