What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[Treeview]

No plaids in my closet. I'm fashionably prejudiced.

 

[BrendaBear]

No plaids in my closet. I'm fashionably prejudiced.

No flannels? They look pretty hot on a guy who wears them right… just sayin’

 

[Treeview]

Ohhh...I wear fleece all winter and on chilly summer days. None in plaid patterns though.

 

[BrendaBear]

Ohhh...I wear fleece all winter and on chilly summer days. None in plaid patterns though.

Sorry, Pacific Northwest girl here, so I just kind of think plaid flannels… sleeves rolled up… driving their 4x4 pickup… just seems appropriate.

 

[Treeview]

Sorry, Pacific Northwest girl here, so I just kind of think plaid flannels… sleeves rolled up… driving their 4x4 pickup… just seems appropriate.

Yeah...I know the motif.

There are two camps in outdoor work wear. One is the cotton fabric Carhart trend. The other is based more in camping and climbing wear using performance fabrics and stylish cuts. Clothes are tools to this camp...the one I come from.

 

[VoraciousValue]

An intrauterine device.

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing my super cute denim jumper with a plaid flannel shirt underneath… because, this is Las Vegas. But if I was back in Oregon? Oh hell yes!

 

[PhiloDaddy]

A condom.

 

[Rj_1954]

My BATMAN outfit....

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a brown and gold pinstriped suit that was made by the ghost of Rasputin.

 

[deft]

A fustanella.

 

[Rj_1954]

My cocktail. I fell asleep while drinking it.

 

[ramblnman65]

A suit made of 1970's couch fabric

 

[lanceGibs]

A crown

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing a miniskirt made from @ramblnman65 ‘s 1970’s couch material.

 

[Rj_1954]

I'm not wearing a vest made from the pillows of @ramblnman65 's 1970's couch

 

[LustyScribe]

No flannels? They look pretty hot on a guy who wears them right… just sayin’

Not wearing flannel underwear...but I am ordering some just in case I get a chance to go to Vegas.

Any chance. Any chance at all.

 

[BrendaBear]

Not wearing flannel underwear...but I am ordering some just in case I get a chance to go to Vegas.

Any chance. Any chance at all.

My dearest Lustmeister… to let someone wear flannel in Las Vegas at any time of the year, other than maybe December, January maybe February would be excessively cruel. No. Just, no.

I am not wearing flannel again for 8 months or more.

 

[Superfungurl]

Handcuffs...for once!

 

[LilyV2]

Socks, a bra, or a hot pink bikini

 

[BrendaBear]

Handcuffs...for once!

Switched to leather, right? So much more comfortable!

 

[LustyScribe]

My dearest Lustmeister… to let someone wear flannel in Las Vegas at any time of the year, other than maybe December, January maybe February would be excessively cruel. No. Just, no.

I am not wearing flannel again for 8 months or more.

No limits to my service, Mistress! How about just the flannel print on a pair of boxers? (Which is something else I'm not currently wearing)

 

[Superfungurl]

Switched to leather, right? So much more comfortable!

It's like I used to tell my students, please do not call me "sir"! Because typically what follows in my experience is, "...are you aware of how fast you were driving?"

 

[Rj_1954]

I'm not wearing the invisible man's clothing, but how can you tell?

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing the emperor's new clothing. I mean, obviously the emperor should wear those first.