What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[EctoJohn]

I am not wearing a codpiece that is studded with silver and I'm also not wearing a training bra that I bought at K-Mart in 1992.

 

[BrendaBear]

A pink shower cap

Not using the pink shower tonight? Matchy matchy is important, you know.

 

[~Elizabeth~]

 

[Rj_1954]

Not using the pink shower tonight? Matchy matchy is important, you know.

You just made my Scotch shoot out my nose from laughing...matchy, matchy, pinky, pinky....

Not wearing a towel...

 

[Yesok1]

A trilby hat

 

[lanceGibs]

A smile

 

[BrendaBear]

Not wearing pink hip hugger bell bottoms….

 

[Yesok1]

Not wearing winkle pickers

 

[BrendaBear]

Not wearing winkle pickers

You are always making me have to look stuff up!

I am not wearing any winkie pickles either.

 

[Yesok1]

Not wearing salopettes

 

[Rj_1954]

Not wearing pink hip hugger bell bottoms….

Pity because these would be fantastic

 

[Yesok1]

Not wearing a haubergeon

 

[Rj_1954]

I'm not wearing bell bottoms unless there's ropes & chains involved

 

[Yesok1]

I'm not wearing bell bottoms unless there's ropes & chains involved

Not wearing an ascot

 

[BrendaBear]

Not wearing salopettes

Not wearing a haubergeon

Oh hell! Now I am going to be up all night looking up weird clothes, not to wear.

I am not wearing culottes.

 

[Rj_1954]

Not wearing an ascot

I wouldn't be caught expired in one
Because I don't wear ties...

 

[Rj_1954]

@Yesok1
I'm not wearing knickers

 

[~Elizabeth~]

I'm not wearing knickers

Toss 'em all out like I did?

 

[Rj_1954]

Toss 'em all out like I did?

Mommy was from Wales
Clothes are different in the USA

 

[Treeview]

No tighty whities

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Mommy was from Wales
Clothes are different in the USA

Knickers are underpants, right?

 

[Rj_1954]

Knickers are underpants, right?

Of course.
And not a sound a horse would make

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Of course.
And not a sound a horse would make

So I tossed out my knickers. Just a pain in my ass.

 

[Rj_1954]

It is time for me to hit the sack,
G'Night
See you later...

 

[Rj_1954]

So I tossed out my knickers. Just a pain in my ass.