weird questions

[ivantheterrible]

is the divorce rate the same as everyone else in america for blind people? whether both are blind or what is the rate for those whom are blind that are male or female?
why do people think witty people are funny, when they are actually assholes?
why are passive/aggressive people seen as non agressive when they are bigger assholes than the regular agressives?
why do people find celebrities lives so damn facinating?

 

[Mischka]

why do people think witty people are funny, when they are actually assholes?

These are not mutually exclusive modifiers.

 

[KingOrfeo]

Why do we drive on a parkway, but fuck chickens?

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Cuz they spent high school in the parking lot with their legs spread, and wasted.

 

[KingOrfeo]

Cuz they spent high school in the parking lot with their legs spread, and wasted.

Not everyone had the same HS experience you did, JAMES.

 

[KingOrfeo]

Why is a duck?

 

[KingOrfeo]

How many roads must a man walk down?

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

lol.. good thread

 

[KingOrfeo]

Why are there no midgets on Death Row?

 

[kbate]

is the divorce rate the same as everyone else in america for blind people? whether both are blind or what is the rate for those whom are blind that are male or female?
why do people think witty people are funny, when they are actually assholes?
why are passive/aggressive people seen as non agressive when they are bigger assholes than the regular agressives?
why do people find celebrities lives so damn facinating?

Look at you trying to be witty with all the questions. . .

 

[islandman]

why do people think witty people are funny, when they are actually assholes?

The only people who see witty people as assholes are also too dumb to get the wit.

 

[bg23]

The only people who see witty people as assholes are also too dumb to get the wit.

asshole.

 

[Laurel]

 

[islandman]

asshole.

Something we have in common.

 

[bronzeage]

On behalf of all witty people, I would like to say, if someone doesn't get the joke and thinks we are assholes, we enjoy it just a little more.

 

[ivantheterrible]

i get the joke, but the wit is still an asshole.

and yeah, why are there no midgets on death row?

 

[islandman]

i get the joke, but the wit is still an asshole.

Therein lies your problem.

Looks like the Gare Montparnasse accident.

 

[bronzeage]

i get the joke, but the wit is still an asshole.

and yeah, why are there no midgets on death row?

The bar was set too high. Next question?

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

loool

 

[KingOrfeo]

Why do people who don't wear a watch look at their wrists when you ask them the time?

(Actually, that one has an answer: So they can pull off the boffo punchline, "Three hairs past the freckle!")

 

[SalviaDivinorum]

I think you're confusing wit and sarcasm.

 

[islandman]

I think you're confusing wit and sarcasm.

I think you're right.

 

[SalviaDivinorum]

I think you're right.

Very witty...uh...

 

[Colonel Hogan]

why are passive/aggressive people seen as non agressive when they are bigger assholes than the regular agressives?

This may be a long shot, but it might be that when compared to regular agressives, passive/aggressives contain an extra "g."

 

[phrodeau]

Why do fire trucks have mufflers?