We need Coffee STAT!!!

[J.B.]

COFFEE!!!!!! For the love of God someone give me some! My eyes just won’t stay open today. I’m not a coffee drinker. In fact I haven’t had a cup of coffee sine I was in high school. I’m more of an herbal tea drinker, but if someone doesn’t give me a cup right now I may pass out.

 

[april-wine]

Dashing out Timmy's!!! how would you like it?

 

[JerseyBoy]

would you like a donut with that?

 

[plasticman33]

Cream and sugar??

 

[Lancecastor]

I just pressed a Bodum of french roast...pass your cup.

 

[J.B.]

Dashing out Timmy's!!! how would you like it?

Strong and dark with just a hint of milk and sugar

 

[J.B.]

would you like a donut with that?

hmmmmmm......... Danish?

 

[plasticman33]

would you like a donut with that?

I'd return that cup to the printers if I were you.

 

[JerseyBoy]

hmmmmmm......... Danish?

absolutely...

...and a box of munchkins if you can refresh this memory of what STAT is an acronym for

...missed ER last week..what can i say

 

[Riles]

I just can't imagine ANYONE not drinking coffee. It always amazes me when you talk to some 30 something, office exec who says they DON'T drink coffee....christ you're the whole reason we HAVE coffee!!!!

And why on WHY do they ruin it with cream, milk or sugar? That stuff just leave a bad after taste. Give it to me scorching hot, black as night and strong as...as...as....well you get the idea.

 

[JerseyBoy]

I'd return that cup to the printers if I were you.

no way dude! This misprint is gonna catch me a mint on Ebay!

well...it'll get J.B. one anyway

 

[plasticman33]

I just can't imagine ANYONE not drinking coffee. It always amazes me when you talk to some 30 something, office exec who says they DON'T drink coffee....christ you're the whole reason we HAVE coffee!!!!

And why on WHY do they ruin it with cream, milk or sugar? That stuff just leave a bad after taste. Give it to me scorching hot, black as night and strong as...as...as....well you get the idea.

Me too! Meet me at the corner of Fredrick and Duke streets and I'll buy you a cup!!

 

[Riles]

Me too! Meet me at the corner of Fredrick and Duke streets and I'll buy you a cup!!

I'm there baby! Are you going to splurge and buy me a bagel too? I haven't eaten yet.

 

[plasticman33]

I'm there baby! Are you going to splurge and buy me a bagel too? I haven't eaten yet.

Do you want cream cheese with that?

 

[J.B.]

I have no clue what STAT stands for. And I’ll love you forever if you can send me that Danish.
I really don’t care what the cup says at the moment all I care for is the lovely, dark, caffeine enriched liquid that is in it.
I can’t drink it black I just add enough milk so that it turns a lovely dark mud brown and a pinch of sugar.
I am usually a tea drinker the reason being that I drank so much coffee in high school that I was getting sick.

 

[Riles]

Do you want cream cheese with that?

Yes! And I want strawberry jam too! *lickin lips, listening to the beast within growl with hunger*

 

[plasticman33]

Yes! And I want strawberry jam too! *lickin lips, listening to the beast within growl with hunger*

Mmmmmm, tell me more about the beast within!!

 

[Guest]

Here ya go

 

[Riles]

Mmmmmm, tell me more about the beast within!!

But...I thought we were going for coffee... *pouty little lip*

 

[Guest]

 

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[plasticman33]

But...I thought we were going for coffee... *pouty little lip*

Oh please, don't pout, it's unattractive and it melts my heart. Here I'll get you some coffee, hot, strong and black and a bagel with cream cheese and strawberry jam!

 

[Guest]

Courtesy of ask.com

 

[J.B.]

Oh please, don't pout, it's unattractive <snip>

That's the first I hear of it.

 

[Riles]

Ex-fucking-zacxtly....Christ...I gave up coffee one year for lent and I just about killed someone by the 2nd day...needless to say I switched to giving up sex (with other people)...it was a lot easier...

and I hear you about how it should be served....strong and black...


"damn that's a good cup of coffee....and HOT too...."
Special Agent Dale Cooper

Yayyyyy, another true COFFEE drinker!


I actually tried cutting back, I kept getting headaches.

And oddly enough I this aversion to pain...