Variations on a theme

[Saltfountain]

Lit's approach to sexy fun...

 

[Saltfountain]

What I was instructed to wear…

Who by? And

 

[Wonderer67]

What I was instructed to wear…
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Boing!

Sexy!!!

 

[Saltfountain]

Boing!

Sexy!!!

https://imgur.com/a/kg0nydO

 

[Saltfountain]

Well, big shout outs this week to the American voting public who are electing people on a mission to remove all the joy from life, as well as books from schools and dissenting opinions from public discourse.

I assume the golden shaker will soon have to be replaced by the golden Trump phone to be compliant moving forward, and the only way to display pictures will be to post the alt text with any naughty words starred out...

But in the mean time, this week's winner was @AmberLGreen for her messy bedroom garter picture. Other pictures were available briefly, but were reported and removed. Top work patriots, Gilead salutes you...

Sorry, I digress. Here is your trophy @AmberLGreen keep it in a safe, dry place...

 

[Saltfountain]

This week, in line with the new normality, the theme is

Wholesome images

Let's make this thread the kind of place that can be read in church or over dinner with our families with no risk of embarrassment. Let's make granny's heart swell with what amazingly upright people we've become.

Obviously, a picture needs a caption, so I want them captioned in the most depraved way, in line with the acceptable standards of lit. Because we all know words aren't offensive. Only pictures are...

Play nice, be creative, and get juxtaposing...

 

[Saltfountain]

Where are all the bitches? Though none will compare to the whores I've just left behind. But the size of the dick that 'girl' rammed up my shitter as she punched my balls till they were the size of oranges will haunt me forever...

 

[AmberLGreen]

Well, big shout outs this week to the American voting public who are electing people on a mission to remove all the joy from life, as well as books from schools and dissenting opinions from public discourse.

I assume the golden shaker will soon have to ve replaced by the golden Trump phone to be compliant moving forward, and the only way to display pictures will be to post the alt text with any naughty words starred out...

But in the mean time, this week's winner was @AmberLGreen for her messy bedroom garter picture. Other pictures were available briefly, but were reported and removed. Top work patriots, Gilead salutes you...

Sorry, I digress. Here is your trophy @AmberLGreen keep it in a safe, dry place...

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Oh wow! All of that, just for me. I am truly honoured that all of my effort has not gone unnoticed (I knew that all my charm would one day make you be nice to me)

I think Andy the Carpenter is still in the cavern somewhere so I will give him a shout later to ask him to put a shelf up. In the meantime, I will clasp this very prestigious award tightly in my ample cleavage (see, I didn’t need to say t**s).

I think our communication might need some work. When I said “I want to shake it until I can taste how salty you are” and “One day, you will give me one” have been slightly misunderstood

 

[Saltfountain]

Oh Daddy, I'm parting my pink lips for you! See deep inside me, use me for your pleasure Penetrate me! Breed this young virgin, Daddy!

I'm all yours. Deflower me with your huge cock