Variations on a theme

I think this will be the last week for this thread.

I fucking hate it now
Do not let this beat you. This is a great thread, there is so much to it. We can do fun, sexy things without "violating". I know I don't post a lot here, but I do enjoy it and do want to share. Keep going. Why? Because it is fun. Don't let this die.
 
Or you can take it as a challenge to be creative. Your threads have already been something incredible - and *waves wand* for our next show - something equally incredible. Don't let your frustration and disappointment get the best of you.

Don't tell anyone, but one phrase I use that encourages me is "fuck you fucking me!". I'll let you borrow it. But, you have to say it with attitude, else it doesn't work.
 
As a not infrequent contributor, but even more so as someone who loves seeing what others post, I really hope this thread continues.
It's gotten me interested in taking and editing pics and brought out whatever little bit of arty creativity I may have.
But, @Saltfountain I can fully imagine the work involved and how all this shit would do your head in.
Keep your pecker up 😏 and hopefully things will settle down a bit, and you and everyone else can continue to enjoy this great thread.
 
Well, big shout outs this week to the American voting public who are electing people on a mission to remove all the joy from life, as well as books from schools and dissenting opinions from public discourse.

I assume the golden shaker will soon have to be replaced by the golden Trump phone to be compliant moving forward, and the only way to display pictures will be to post the alt text with any naughty words starred out...

But in the mean time, this week's winner was @AmberLGreen for her messy bedroom garter picture. Other pictures were available briefly, but were reported and removed. Top work patriots, Gilead salutes you...

Sorry, I digress. Here is your trophy @AmberLGreen keep it in a safe, dry place...

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This week, in line with the new normality, the theme is

Wholesome images

Let's make this thread the kind of place that can be read in church or over dinner with our families with no risk of embarrassment. Let's make granny's heart swell with what amazingly upright people we've become.

Obviously, a picture needs a caption, so I want them captioned in the most depraved way, in line with the acceptable standards of lit. Because we all know words aren't offensive. Only pictures are...

Play nice, be creative, and get juxtaposing...
 
Well, big shout outs this week to the American voting public who are electing people on a mission to remove all the joy from life, as well as books from schools and dissenting opinions from public discourse.

I assume the golden shaker will soon have to ve replaced by the golden Trump phone to be compliant moving forward, and the only way to display pictures will be to post the alt text with any naughty words starred out...

But in the mean time, this week's winner was @AmberLGreen for her messy bedroom garter picture. Other pictures were available briefly, but were reported and removed. Top work patriots, Gilead salutes you...

Sorry, I digress. Here is your trophy @AmberLGreen keep it in a safe, dry place...

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Oh wow! All of that, just for me. I am truly honoured that all of my effort has not gone unnoticed (I knew that all my charm would one day make you be nice to me) 😁

I think Andy the Carpenter is still in the cavern somewhere so I will give him a shout later to ask him to put a shelf up. In the meantime, I will clasp this very prestigious award tightly in my ample cleavage (see, I didn’t need to say t**s).

I think our communication might need some work. When I said “I want to shake it until I can taste how salty you are” and “One day, you will give me one” have been slightly misunderstood 😉
 
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