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LOL.
Gotta love Freud and his slip ups.![]()
Or perhaps I did that deliberately to infuse the idea that we have a properly sexual backyard instead of a fairly manky bit of space no one cares about![]()
uh huh. Yup. I thought so.

So no chance of tempting you to visit then? To do some weeding, obviously![]()
LOL. Oh god - please stop. My mind is getting truly fucked here with combining reality and insinuation.
No - I don't want to weed your back area...
Damn
Well it was worth a try, I'll just have to weed my own back area.

Like Tal says - welcome to the thread. Please ignore Masher and Tal. They don't get out much.I did something very similar last week. I bet we don't live far from each other lol!
Like Tal says - welcome to the thread. Please ignore Masher and Tal. They don't get out much.I'm much more dignified, oh yes. Totally grown-up and never immature. Oh no.

Oh I give you full credit - 100 points for trying! Never get anywhere in life if you don't try![]()

Are they like nectar points? Can I cash them in for........... prizes?![]()

God - how posh are you?? Nectar points? sheesh. Mine are like Iceland stamps. You save 'em up and blow 'em on party-sized platters at Christmas![]()
I have to wait till Christmas?well dayum!
Is there a catalogue I get to choose from?![]()

I have to wait till Christmas?well dayum!
Is there a catalogue I get to choose from?
Also, I'm an official Laird, yaknow![]()
Yup. You'll get it in the post around late October to pre-order![]()

And????
You don't get free points cos you got a title y'know! If anything - cos you are well posh - I should take your points off you and spread them amongst the more needy.
LOL. You are like a flipping chameleon
Or maybe a schizophrenic?![]()
I;m one of the impoverished poshbesides, its Scottish Posh
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haha. Oh no, you cannot fob me off with the whole Scottish thing. I gots a thing for Scots - mmhmm.
And one day I shall move to the Highlands and live a peaceful life on the mountainside - sigh.

In a little stone croft, with some fluffy cows?![]()
Yup. Perfect.
Sadly not many cows are going to fit on the precisely one square foot of Scotland that I own![]()
Sheesh. Well you are no help to me are you? Typical. Stand back and watch how I do it myself. *buys croft, digs veggie garden, builds chicken coup, buys some highland coos and lights open fire to snuggle in front of while sipping red wine*.
Who needs a man (or a laird).![]()
Yer coos are nae gunna chop firewood. Just saying
Besides, you'll need someone to look all butch and muscular while doing the small ironwork