UK thread part 2

[Tallulah82]

oooops

LOL.

Gotta love Freud and his slip ups.

 

[MSH2]

LOL.

Gotta love Freud and his slip ups.

Or perhaps I did that deliberately to infuse the idea that we have a properly sexual backyard instead of a fairly manky bit of space no one cares about

 

[Tallulah82]

Or perhaps I did that deliberately to infuse the idea that we have a properly sexual backyard instead of a fairly manky bit of space no one cares about

uh huh. Yup. I thought so.

 

[MSH2]

uh huh. Yup. I thought so.

So no chance of tempting you to visit then? To do some weeding, obviously

 

[Tallulah82]

So no chance of tempting you to visit then? To do some weeding, obviously

LOL. Oh god - please stop. My mind is getting truly fucked here with combining reality and insinuation.

No - I don't want to weed your back area...

 

[MSH2]

LOL. Oh god - please stop. My mind is getting truly fucked here with combining reality and insinuation.

No - I don't want to weed your back area...

Damn

Well it was worth a try, I'll just have to weed my own back area.

 

[Tallulah82]

Damn

Well it was worth a try, I'll just have to weed my own back area.

Oh I give you full credit - 100 points for trying! Never get anywhere in life if you don't try

 

[_Ritch_]

I did something very similar last week. I bet we don't live far from each other lol!

Like Tal says - welcome to the thread. Please ignore Masher and Tal. They don't get out much. I'm much more dignified, oh yes. Totally grown-up and never immature. Oh no.

 

[Tallulah82]

Like Tal says - welcome to the thread. Please ignore Masher and Tal. They don't get out much. I'm much more dignified, oh yes. Totally grown-up and never immature. Oh no.

LOL. You are like a flipping chameleon

Or maybe a schizophrenic?

 

[MSH2]

Oh I give you full credit - 100 points for trying! Never get anywhere in life if you don't try

Are they like nectar points? Can I cash them in for........... prizes?

 

[Tallulah82]

Are they like nectar points? Can I cash them in for........... prizes?

God - how posh are you?? Nectar points? sheesh. Mine are like Iceland stamps. You save 'em up and blow 'em on party-sized platters at Christmas

 

[MSH2]

God - how posh are you?? Nectar points? sheesh. Mine are like Iceland stamps. You save 'em up and blow 'em on party-sized platters at Christmas

I have to wait till Christmas? well dayum!

Is there a catalogue I get to choose from?

Also, I'm an official Laird, yaknow

 

[Tallulah82]

I have to wait till Christmas? well dayum!

Is there a catalogue I get to choose from?

Yup. You'll get it in the post around late October to pre-order

 

[Tallulah82]

I have to wait till Christmas? well dayum!

Is there a catalogue I get to choose from?

Also, I'm an official Laird, yaknow

And????

You don't get free points cos you got a title y'know! If anything - cos you are well posh - I should take your points off you and spread them amongst the more needy.

 

[MSH2]

Yup. You'll get it in the post around late October to pre-order

Excellent

 

[MSH2]

And????

You don't get free points cos you got a title y'know! If anything - cos you are well posh - I should take your points off you and spread them amongst the more needy.

I;m one of the impoverished posh besides, its Scottish Posh

 

[_Ritch_]

LOL. You are like a flipping chameleon

Or maybe a schizophrenic?

I'm one of those gorgeous gardeners. Covered in muck, rock hard abs (cough), dripping with sweat and in urgent need of a steaming shower.

One of the above descriptions might be wrong. Guess which.
Back soon.

 

[Tallulah82]

I;m one of the impoverished posh besides, its Scottish Posh

haha. Oh no, you cannot fob me off with the whole Scottish thing. I gots a thing for Scots - mmhmm.
And one day I shall move to the Highlands and live a peaceful life on the mountainside - sigh.

 

[_Ritch_]

Mash- I knew one of these guest Lairds... I couldn't really take him seriously...




...Not when he used to eat the wax when it dripped from candles.

 

[MSH2]

haha. Oh no, you cannot fob me off with the whole Scottish thing. I gots a thing for Scots - mmhmm.
And one day I shall move to the Highlands and live a peaceful life on the mountainside - sigh.

In a little stone croft, with some fluffy cows?

 

[Tallulah82]

In a little stone croft, with some fluffy cows?

Yup. Perfect.

 

[MSH2]

Yup. Perfect.

Sadly not many cows are going to fit on the precisely one square foot of Scotland that I own

 

[Tallulah82]

Sadly not many cows are going to fit on the precisely one square foot of Scotland that I own

Sheesh. Well you are no help to me are you? Typical. Stand back and watch how I do it myself. *buys croft, digs veggie garden, builds chicken coup, buys some highland coos and lights open fire to snuggle in front of while sipping red wine*.

Who needs a man (or a laird).

 

[MSH2]

Sheesh. Well you are no help to me are you? Typical. Stand back and watch how I do it myself. *buys croft, digs veggie garden, builds chicken coup, buys some highland coos and lights open fire to snuggle in front of while sipping red wine*.

Who needs a man (or a laird).

Yer coos are nae gunna chop firewood. Just saying

Besides, you'll need someone to look all butch and muscular while doing the small ironwork

 

[_Ritch_]

Yer coos are nae gunna chop firewood. Just saying

Besides, you'll need someone to look all butch and muscular while doing the small ironwork

She'll let us know when she's found someone.