UK thread part 2

[Tallulah82]

Hey hey!! *offers you a strawberry*.


Snakes, lizards and skunks are over-rated. Cuddling donkeys is so much more enjoyable! Um...female donkeys, that is!

Hey Wonky

Mmm, you got cream with those strawberries? Ah, who cares- I love strawberries! Gimme

 

[StrangeView]

Glad it went well . I got to go, might be back on later!

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Hey Wonky

Mmm, you got cream with those strawberries? Ah, who cares- I love strawberries! Gimme

I have.

English strawberries with extra-thick cream. Mmmmm. *dribbles more than usual.*

 

[MSH2]

*shuffles in, flops*

 

[Tallulah82]

I have.

English strawberries with extra-thick cream. Mmmmm. *dribbles more than usual.*

Mmmm, extra thick cream is sooooo good. None of this silly single cream!

 

[Tallulah82]

*shuffles in, flops*

Aww. Hard morning in bed dear?

You want a cuppa?

 

[MSH2]

Mmmm, extra thick cream is sooooo good. None of this silly single cream!

*makes notes* extra thick cream

 

[MSH2]

Aww. Hard morning in bed dear?

You want a cuppa?

You dont even wanna know, Honestly you dont even want to know

cuppa vodka or summink, hell yeah

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

*makes notes* extra thick cream

There's always one.

 

[Tallulah82]

There's always one.

Ay. And it's usually you...

 

[MSH2]

There's always one.

We perform a vital service for society

 

[Tallulah82]

You dont even wanna know, Honestly you dont even want to know

cuppa vodka or summink, hell yeah

Oh dear! I got plenty of vodka - prepping for Russia remember

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Ay. And it's usually you...

SLANDER! LIES! That's a preposterous claim...

*notices people nodding in support of Tal's claim...*

Aye, you're right, I guess. I'm trying to be good.

 

[MSH2]

Oh dear! I got plenty of vodka - prepping for Russia remember

Oh yes, you have to acclimatise to the local water *nodnods*

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Back later "peeps" (Wow, I've reverted back to teenage years)...

I'm being used as slave labour in t'garden.

 

[MSH2]

Back later "peeps" (Wow, I've reverted back to teenage years)...

I'm being used as slave labour in t'garden.

have fun, We paved our backness, no work to do out there

 

[Tallulah82]

have fun, We paved our backness, no work to do out there

Lol. Now - I am not reading this in any dirty way. Nope. Not me.

 

[Tallulah82]

Back later "peeps" (Wow, I've reverted back to teenage years)...

I'm being used as slave labour in t'garden.

I love the word peeps haha.

Ah, have fun - don't work too hard

 

[MSH2]

Lol. Now - I am not reading this in any dirty way. Nope. Not me.

I was talking about hard, long, thick............. paving stones, and that curvy, kinky......... path we put in. What were you reading it as?

 

[Tallulah82]

I was talking about hard, long, thick............. paving stones, and that curvy, kinky......... path we put in. What were you reading it as?

Wow. Ok. Sorry. I just meant with all the muddiness that must have been trodden in the house without a path there. Mucky shoes. Urgh.


*smiles sweetly*

 

[MSH2]

Wow. Ok. Sorry. I just meant with all the muddiness that must have been trodden in the house without a path there. Mucky shoes. Urgh.


*smiles sweetly*

Oh we had some dicking out there. But it was old and covered in that slimy algae and was hellish slippery when it got wet. So we had to replace it *nodnods*

 

[deskuser]

Pretty good for a Monday. Had a great weekend out with the little fella, which included snakes and lizards, cuddling a skunk (who was lovely!), and even got to hold a tarantula!! Lots of fun had by all

Hi newhere!

I did something very similar last week. I bet we don't live far from each other lol!

 

[Tallulah82]

Oh we had some dicking out there. But it was old and covered in that slimy algae and was hellish slippery when it got wet. So we had to replace it *nodnods*

LOL.

Erm. Typo????

If not - ooh eeerrr

 

[MSH2]

LOL.

Erm. Typo????

If not - ooh eeerrr

oooops

 

[Tallulah82]

I did something very similar last week. I bet we don't live far from each other lol!

Hi there

welcome to the thread!