UK thread part 2

[MSH2]

She'll let us know when she's found someone.

I;m sure she'll send us a postcard

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

She'll let us know when she's found someone.

Oi! I only let you out at weekends, get back in tha' box. Pfft.

Normal service is resumed.

No, I'm not talking to myself. Honest.

 

[MSH2]

Oi! I only let you out at weekends, get back in tha' box. Pfft.

Normal service is resumed.

No, I'm not talking to myself. Honest.

As long as you dont start playing with yourself, I;m fine with it

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

As long as you dont start playing with yourself, I;m fine with it

I've already done. You missed it!

 

[Tallulah82]

Yer coos are nae gunna chop firewood. Just saying

Besides, you'll need someone to look all butch and muscular while doing the small ironwork

Ironwork? I don't intend to make horseshoes

LOL. You have no idea how good I am with an axe

 

[MSH2]

I've already done. You missed it!

Well damn

 

[Tallulah82]

She'll let us know when she's found someone.

I;m sure she'll send us a postcard

LMAO.

Mebbe I will. Mebbe I'll let you come and visit - keep the coos company on a warm summers night

 

[Tallulah82]

Oi! I only let you out at weekends, get back in tha' box. Pfft.

Normal service is resumed.

No, I'm not talking to myself. Honest.

LMAO!

 

[MSH2]

Ironwork? I don't intend to make horseshoes

LOL. You have no idea how good I am with an axe

Sickles for the cutting of the hay for winter and such

Oh yeah? just how good are you?

 

[Tallulah82]

I've already done. You missed it!

Well damn

LOL!!!

I KNEW IT!!!

Turn my back for a few minutes and you two are frolicking!

(Wonky - you KNOW what I wanna say... am gunna say it, I am - the urge is too strong )

 

[MSH2]

LMAO.

Mebbe I will. Mebbe I'll let you come and visit - keep the coos company on a warm summers night

You want us to sleep out in the shed with your fluffy coos?

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

LMAO.

Mebbe I will. Mebbe I'll let you come and visit - keep the coos company on a warm summers night

Please tell me you'll have some females of my own kind too. I'm not into cross-species lovin'...when sober.

 

[MSH2]

LOL!!!

I KNEW IT!!!

Turn my back for a few minutes and you two are frolicking!

(Wonky - you KNOW what I wanna say... am gunna say it, I am - the urge is too strong )

busted

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

LOL!!!

I KNEW IT!!!

Turn my back for a few minutes and you two are frolicking!

(Wonky - you KNOW what I wanna say... am gunna say it, I am - the urge is too strong )

DON'T.

YOU.

DARE.

If you do, I'll tell the world what you thought bigamy was called...

 

[Tallulah82]

You want us to sleep out in the shed with your fluffy coos?

Why not? Highland coos are very hairy - they'll keep you warm!
I'll serve you breakfast in shed

 

[Tallulah82]

busted

Yup. I knew it all along

 

[Tallulah82]

DON'T.

YOU.

DARE.

If you do, I'll tell the world what you thought bigamy was called...

LOL. If you do - I'll tell the world about your... oh wait. What to choose from...hmm. Bus? mum? sliding doors? Vibrating...

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

LOL. If you do - I'll tell the world about your... oh wait. What to choose from...hmm. Bus? mum? sliding doors? Vibrating...

You're evil!!

Anyway, I don't think you'll share the vibrating one. Probably the sliding doors one, yes.

 

[MSH2]

Why not? Highland coos are very hairy - they'll keep you warm!
I'll serve you breakfast in shed

Breakfast too as long as its hot and tasty

 

[Tallulah82]

You're evil!!

I keep telling people this but they don't listen!

Not my fault - you wanna tell people that I once called bigamy - bigotry - then go ahead, I never said I was smarts

but then they'll know that you walked into sliding doors that didn't open - just like a true wonky donkey

Ah. My work is done. Off to eat a really healthy Chinese takeaway whilst pretending to be interested in football...

BBL

 

[Tallulah82]

Breakfast too as long as its hot and tasty

Mmhmm. Full English in the Scottish Highlands - something quite deliciously rebellious about that

Catch you later Mr Potato Head

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

I keep telling people this but they don't listen!

Not my fault - you wanna tell people that I once called bigamy - bigotry - then go ahead, I never said I was smarts

but then they'll know that you walked into sliding doors that didn't open - just like a true wonky donkey

Ah. My work is done. Off to eat a really healthy Chinese takeaway whilst pretending to be interested in football...

BBL

I've been shot down. You called my bluff. *shakes head.*

I hope your Chinese has plenty of soy sauce or MSG in and you're left with as must thirst as a dehydrated nomad.






Oh, go on then.

 

[MSH2]

Mmhmm. Full English in the Scottish Highlands - something quite deliciously rebellious about that

Catch you later Mr Potato Head

Good luck

I've been practising running

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Reeet, I'm off for a bit. Might be back later.

 

[Tallulah82]

Good luck

I've been practising running

Haha. Fair enough. I won't bother wasting my energy!

*sits back and drinks a vodka instead*