Two lies, one truth

1. I gave oral to more than 30 guys in an hour and a half at a glory Hole
2. My first sexual experience was in a forest
3. My mother tried to talk me out of marrying a woman
I'm going with ,#1 as the lie because it was probably only like 29.
 
  1. I have participated in a threesome
  2. I want to participate in a threesome
  3. I have no interest in any of the above
 
1. I used to be an alter boy.
2. I sucked the head deacon.
3. I enjoyed sucking my friend to completion in a 69 so much that I went back to suck his cock again without any expectation of him reciprocating.
 
Two lies one truth?
What if two inaccuracies and one truth?
Two stories both partially inaccurate and partially true?
 
1. I am a member of Mensa.

2. I coauthored a Christian Hymn with my mother.

3. I've never had a threesome, but I have had a foursome, because three is my unlucky number.
 
Let’s see: 2 of these aren’t true, but one is…

Guys thought I looked sexier in my Sexy Nurse costume this year than Naughty Elf last year

I bought more than 72 pairs of underwear this entire year

On a dare, I competed in one Wet T-Shirt contest this year (and I won!🥰)
 
Let’s see: 2 of these aren’t true, but one is…

Guys thought I looked sexier in my Sexy Nurse costume this year than Naughty Elf last year

I bought more than 72 pairs of underwear this entire year

On a dare, I competed in one Wet T-Shirt contest this year (and I won!🥰)
Three is true

1. I ALSO bought over 72 pairs of underwear in 2025

2. Absolutely nobody thought I looked sexy in Susan's Naughty Elf costume.

3. I have six half- written stories for publication on Literotica.
 
Three is true

1. I ALSO bought over 72 pairs of underwear in 2025

2. Absolutely nobody thought I looked sexy in Susan's Naughty Elf costume.

3. I have six half- written stories for publication on Literotica.
Three is true

1. I was the youngest person to represent my country internationally as a sporting official

2. I have beaten an Olympic Gold medalist in their own discipline

3. I have written a stage play under a pseudonym
 
Three is true

1. I was the youngest person to represent my country internationally as a sporting official

2. I have beaten an Olympic Gold medalist in their own discipline

3. I have written a stage play under a pseudonym
Actually, I currently have four half completed stories. I hope 2 was true!

2 is true.
 
Simon, I bet you look great driving your Triumph Spitfire.

As to myself, I would tell you that I wear mostly designer dresses. I sometimes let my bf shave my legs. I sometimes model clothes in Milan.

Oops! Not entirely true…!
 
Simon, I bet you look great driving your Triumph Spitfire.

As to myself, I would tell you that I wear mostly designer dresses. I sometimes let my bf shave my legs. I sometimes model clothes in Milan.

Oops! Not entirely true…!
@SusanHoward
Well, I royally fucked this one up with two truths and one lie. Yes on the make but not the model. I do have a motorcycle license but have never owned a bike.

For you, I am guessing the BF shaving is a luxury that you revel in.
 
1: I invested $500,000 with Bernie Madoff and made out like a bandit to the tune of over $900,000.

2: I think Rap is the greatest musical art form.

3: As a teen, I once wasn't home when Dash Crofts (of Seals and Crofts) called to thank me for something.
 
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