Two lies, one truth

1. I gave oral to more than 30 guys in an hour and a half at a glory Hole
2. My first sexual experience was in a forest
3. My mother tried to talk me out of marrying a woman
I'm going with ,#1 as the lie because it was probably only like 29.
 
  1. I have participated in a threesome
  2. I want to participate in a threesome
  3. I have no interest in any of the above
 
1. I used to be an alter boy.
2. I sucked the head deacon.
3. I enjoyed sucking my friend to completion in a 69 so much that I went back to suck his cock again without any expectation of him reciprocating.
 
1. I am a member of Mensa.

2. I coauthored a Christian Hymn with my mother.

3. I've never had a threesome, but I have had a foursome, because three is my unlucky number.
 
Let’s see: 2 of these aren’t true, but one is…

Guys thought I looked sexier in my Sexy Nurse costume this year than Naughty Elf last year

I bought more than 72 pairs of underwear this entire year

On a dare, I competed in one Wet T-Shirt contest this year (and I won!🥰)
 
Let’s see: 2 of these aren’t true, but one is…

Guys thought I looked sexier in my Sexy Nurse costume this year than Naughty Elf last year

I bought more than 72 pairs of underwear this entire year

On a dare, I competed in one Wet T-Shirt contest this year (and I won!🥰)
Three is true

1. I ALSO bought over 72 pairs of underwear in 2025

2. Absolutely nobody thought I looked sexy in Susan's Naughty Elf costume.

3. I have six half- written stories for publication on Literotica.
 
Three is true

1. I ALSO bought over 72 pairs of underwear in 2025

2. Absolutely nobody thought I looked sexy in Susan's Naughty Elf costume.

3. I have six half- written stories for publication on Literotica.
Three is true

1. I was the youngest person to represent my country internationally as a sporting official

2. I have beaten an Olympic Gold medalist in their own discipline

3. I have written a stage play under a pseudonym
 
Three is true

1. I was the youngest person to represent my country internationally as a sporting official

2. I have beaten an Olympic Gold medalist in their own discipline

3. I have written a stage play under a pseudonym
Actually, I currently have four half completed stories. I hope 2 was true!

2 is true.
 
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