Two lies, one truth

1. I gave oral to more than 30 guys in an hour and a half at a glory Hole
2. My first sexual experience was in a forest
3. My mother tried to talk me out of marrying a woman
I'm going with ,#1 as the lie because it was probably only like 29.
 
  1. I have participated in a threesome
  2. I want to participate in a threesome
  3. I have no interest in any of the above
 
1. I used to be an alter boy.
2. I sucked the head deacon.
3. I enjoyed sucking my friend to completion in a 69 so much that I went back to suck his cock again without any expectation of him reciprocating.
 
Two lies one truth?
What if two inaccuracies and one truth?
Two stories both partially inaccurate and partially true?
 
1. I am a member of Mensa.

2. I coauthored a Christian Hymn with my mother.

3. I've never had a threesome, but I have had a foursome, because three is my unlucky number.
 
Let’s see: 2 of these aren’t true, but one is…

Guys thought I looked sexier in my Sexy Nurse costume this year than Naughty Elf last year

I bought more than 72 pairs of underwear this entire year

On a dare, I competed in one Wet T-Shirt contest this year (and I won!🥰)
 
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