tranny porn.

[pointless]

i'm not a fan. i probably should be. i mean, i love me some gay porn when i'm in the mood and futanari can be fucking sweet, but trannies? nothin', man. not even a semi. like ever, dude.

no idea why. maybe it's the narrow hips. who can say? certainly not science or religion. guess that means i'm kinda fucked.

 

[islandman]

Is it the same five hermaphrodites over and over again?

 

[neci]

i prefer big trannies who make me feel small. or small trannies with big cocks. i guess it comes down to the tranny. as long as i don't have to be the dominate one, it's all good. sissy boys have no place in my bed. that doesn't mean we can't get drinks and shoot the shit, but it's much more of a girlfriend relationship for me.

 

[lovetoread]

Same ones, over and over.

 

[pointless]

i don't think hermaphrodite is the right word. not when fake boobs are involved and there's only one set of genitals per person.

 

[islandman]

Wiki tells me that's what futanari means.

Regardless, they must be in high demand for all those vids.

 

[neci]

i want my tranny to be 6'4 and black. with blood red DSLs. and big thighs. size 14 heels. and sway. there has to be sway.

 

[islandman]

i want my tranny to be 6'4 and black. with blood red DSLs. and big thighs. size 14 heels. and sway. there has to be sway.

You'll love Kinky Boots.

 

[neci]

You'll love Kinky Boots.

i love that movie! it's so wonderful. i only feel at home in gay bars where there's at least one woman with a deep voice.

 

[pointless]

Wiki tells me that's what futanari means.

Regardless, they must be in high demand for all those vids.

oh, futanari? eh, that's a rough approximation, but the dicks are more... magical. it's hard to explain. it's so obviously fake it might as well just be called lesbian strap-on porn with the panties left on.

 

[islandman]

oh, futanari? eh, that's a rough approximation, but the dicks are more... magical. it's hard to explain. it's so obviously fake it might as well just be called lesbian strap-on porn with the panties left on.

Sig-worthy.

 

[pointless]

i love that movie! it's so wonderful. i only feel at home in gay bars where there's at least one woman with a deep voice.

it's not terrible that's for sure.

 

[neci]

it's not terrible that's for sure.

i think it's because i can relax and kick back. there's no pressure. plus, i can relate to all of the cock adoration. it's just a win/win.

as for magical dick... i like mine smelling like man. i don't think i could handle glitter cock. only if it knew how to seriously suck some titties and fuck some ass. in that case, bigger is not better. i like walking in the morning.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

oh, futanari? eh, that's a rough approximation, but the dicks are more... magical. it's hard to explain. it's so obviously fake it might as well just be called lesbian strap-on porn with the panties left on.

There are futanari and futanari. Some have vaginas.

 

[pointless]

i prefer my dick to taste like confetti cake.

 

[Wings]

Your own dick or the dick you're tasting?

Both?

 

[lovetoread]

Cake flavored cock.

 

[Killswitch]

Cake flavored cock.

with icing?

 

[lovetoread]

with icing?

Damned straight.

 

[pointless]

who would even ask such a question? of course with fucking icing.

 

[Adre]

*mixes up buttercream icing*