Too drunk

[Nixithid]

Normally, I end everyday with a quick jack session, to relax and add an exclamation Point to my day. I have a complicated relationship with my brother and I found myself getting thoroughly sloshed and my younger brother's birthday party in order to appear fun. Now I'm at home and can't bring myself to having of coordination to thoroughly jack myself. Have any ladies found themselves in similar positions or dudes have advice for this particular situation? (ps. Excuse grammar, i b sloshed)

 

[NakedNymph]

Look it's a bit hypocritical of me to say this but you don't have to cum every day, you can take a break. Just drink some water, make sure your head's elevated when you lie down, and get some sleep.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Sleep on your side. Dont go out like dude from Led Zeppelin

 

[Azuldrgon]

If I get like that, it usually means get some sleep.

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Sleep on your side. Dont go out like dude from Led Zeppelin

Or Bon Scott

 

[ThePitViper]

Normally, I end everyday with a quick jack session, to relax and add an exclamation Point to my day. I have a complicated relationship with my brother and I found myself getting thoroughly sloshed and my younger brother's birthday party in order to appear fun. Now I'm at home and can't bring myself to having of coordination to thoroughly jack myself. Have any ladies found themselves in similar positions or dudes have advice for this particular situation? (ps. Excuse grammar, i b sloshed)

Sounds like a personal problem.

 

[Nixithid]

Look it's a bit hypocritical of me to say this but you don't have to cum every day, you can take a break. Just drink some water, make sure your head's elevated when you lie down, and get some sleep.

I totally understand, but the me that is both drunk and horny has different opinions

 

[Nixithid]

Sounds like a personal problem.

At its core, this is a problem regarding sexuality and masturbation in accordance to mental situational health in regards to faculties. Some drunk fancy words to say that yes, this is a personal problem

 

[NakedNymph]

Fine, if you just can't go to bed and are okay with cleaning up later, then go put on your favorite porn, lie face-down and hump something soft, no need to aim or coordinate your hands......that also works for guys, right?

 

[Nixithid]

Fine, if you just can't go to bed and are okay with cleaning up later, then go put on your favorite porn, lie face-down and hump something soft, no need to aim or coordinate your hands......that also works for guys, right?

Not really, but I'm going to admit that I have spent some money on some super soft towels so that I can sleep in my own mess. I don't have the kind of money to buy something to hump to, but I can definitely still Jerk It.

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Not really, but I'm going to admit that I have spent some money on some super soft towels so that I can sleep in my own mess. I don't have the kind of money to buy something to hump to, but I can definitely still Jerk It.

I hear that a banana peel inverted over yourself provides superb lubrication and sensation. A budget option worth trying?

 

[Nixithid]

I hear that a banana peel inverted over yourself provides superb lubrication and sensation. A budget option worth trying?

If I was still horny and 15, I would totally try this. But I am currently 32 and I'm comfortable sleeping after letting myself go into some soft towels. Thanks for the suggestion, I'm surprised you gave it

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Im just happy you are not dead.

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

If I was still horny and 15, I would totally try this. But I am currently 32 and I'm comfortable sleeping after letting myself go into some soft towels. Thanks for the suggestion, I'm surprised you gave it

Why surprised?

 

[Nixithid]

Why surprised?

Honestly, because until otherwise verified, I'm going to assume you are a super sexy lady, who just gave advice in helping me jerk myself off. Something that would never actually happened to me in my day-to-day life.

 

[ydahecnot]

“Dear Penthouse Forum…”

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Honestly, because until otherwise verified, I'm going to assume you are a super sexy lady, who just gave advice in helping me jerk myself off. Something that would never actually happened to me in my day-to-day life.

Ah, well, for most of us Lit life isn't real life, that's why we come here, no? It's all good. A bit of outrageousness and letting your hair down is fun and soothes the soul. Oh, and everyone here is super sexy, obviously

 

[Mo_Bandy]

 

[ydahecnot]

Ah, well, for most of us Lit life isn't real life, that's why we come here, no? It's all good. A bit of outrageousness and letting your hair down is fun and soothes the soul. Oh, and everyone here is super sexy, obviously

This forum ain’t for everybody, just the sexy people

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Good choice!

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

This forum ain’t for everybody, just the sexy people

That’s why you and I are here

 

[Nixithid]

So I was actually thinking about deleting this thread, when I suddenly remembered this song.

 

[Pink5Frills]

Normally, I end everyday with a quick jack session, to relax and add an exclamation Point to my day. I have a complicated relationship with my brother and I found myself getting thoroughly sloshed and my younger brother's birthday party in order to appear fun. Now I'm at home and can't bring myself to having of coordination to thoroughly jack myself. Have any ladies found themselves in similar positions or dudes have advice for this particular situation? (ps. Excuse grammar, i b sloshed)

I arrived home quite under alcohol intoxicated, by two women with each holding me up. Mom came to the door and they brought me in, and laid me on the sofa. My aunt, uncle and mom undressed me, once the two women were thanked and left the house. I was stark naked on the sofa. I not mind aunt seeing me nude, but now uncle knows what I look like without clothes on. They bathed me before putting my nightdress on, and taking me to bed. I awoke in the night, feeling a hand on my bush. I just remained still, then felt it was a man's hand. It could only be my uncle. His fingers were playing with my pubic bush, and running along my slit. I fell back to sleep, and in the morning, I awoke on my own there in bed.

 

[Nixithid]

I arrived home quite under alcohol intoxicated, by two women with each holding me up. Mom came to the door and they brought me in, and laid me on the sofa. My aunt, uncle and mom undressed me, once the two women were thanked and left the house. I was stark naked on the sofa. I not mind aunt seeing me nude, but now uncle knows what I look like without clothes on. They bathed me before putting my nightdress on, and taking me to bed. I awoke in the night, feeling a hand on my bush. I just remained still, then felt it was a man's hand. It could only be my uncle. His fingers were playing with my pubic bush, and running along my slit. I fell back to sleep, and in the morning, I awoke on my own there in bed.

Little one, there are way too many issues here, that I feel unqualified to address.

I guess the main thing to unpack is, whether or not you felt like your uncle's imaginary assault was welcome. Normally I would have to claim that every creepy uncle needs to be burned at the stake, but it also might be your way of rationalizing your need for self gratification.

 

[ydahecnot]

That’s why you and I are here

Repped for real talk