Cocknitive Dickonance

[Trekka]

Have you ever found yourself surprisingly turned on by something your "thinking" brain would normally be averse to? It's OK! You're not alone.

I felt this sensation myself the first time I saw Casey DeSantis and all the blood rushed right to my clit. I was aroused. I was confused. I had to really stop and think.

I propose that we call this phenomenon Cocknitive Dickonance.

In this thread, let's safely discuss what your little brain thought was hawt that your Big Brain was like whoa, wait a minute...?

Have you ever experienced Cocknitive Dickonance yourself?
How did you cope? How did you process the incongruousness? Is it hot, or not?

(with the disclaimer that the intention of this thread is to follow forum rules -- do I need to get more detailed? don't post about illegal shit.)

 

[ImSinister]

Polka dots do this to me. (insert shame emoji here)

 

[Ingenue844]

The feminist in me hates the entire Daddy/Sub play. But when done right…

 

[Trekka]

Polka dots do this to me. (insert shame emoji here)

Which is the shame emoji? That feels like a thread in and of itself.

But, Polka Dots, that's interesting.
So, in theory, you feel you shouldn't like polka dots, but deep down inside, you do?
i feel the same about fried ice cream.
And emotionally unavailable men.

The feminist in me hates the entire Daddy/Sub play. But when done right…

i suspect you're in pretty good company on this one!

In some ways, i've always felt that particular constellation of D/s power dynamics, when a Male is the "D" and a female is the "s," to be one of the most beautiful expressions of femininity out there. To me, it is a form of feminism...

 

[Ingenue844]

i suspect you're in pretty good company on this one!

In some ways, i've always felt that particular constellation of D/s power dynamics, when a Male is the "D" and a female is the "s," to be one of the most beautiful expressions of femininity out there. To me, it is a form of feminism...

That could be true. I don’t really understand much about it…

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I’m just here to say I love the title of this thread

 

[FranklyFrank]

Even now my thinking brain has a difficult time remaining in charge when the little brain continues to push it's way in and control the action.

When I was young and childish (now I'm much older and childish), the little brain's thinking could turn my pants into a flagpole at the drop of a hat while thinking of the dumbest things. Like when I discovered the city in Thailand, Phuket.

Being an expert linguist, brought up on hooked on phonics and all, of course I went for the self assumed pronunciation of Fuck it. That made me wonder what it would be like to fuck in Phuket (fuckit). That then led to the lovely women of Thailand and expanded the view of fucking in Phuket. That may have caused an unwarranted stir or two until I was devastated to learn that it was actually more like Poo ket. Okay okay...I still turn into a flag pole at the drop of a hat.

 

[ImSinister]

Which is the shame emoji? That feels like a thread in and of itself.

But, Polka Dots, that's interesting.
So, in theory, you feel you shouldn't like polka dots, but deep down inside, you do?
i feel the same about fried ice cream.
And emotionally unavailable men.



i suspect you're in pretty good company on this one!

In some ways, i've always felt that particular constellation of D/s power dynamics, when a Male is the "D" and a female is the "s," to be one of the most beautiful expressions of femininity out there. To me, it is a form of feminism...

I guess it isn’t that I shouldn’t like polka dots but seeing a woman wearing them shouldn’t stir as much “interest” in me as it does.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Casey DeSantis isn’t too hard on the eyes. But that’s not far out of my tastes.

However, I’m super into the goth look. Nothing about me seems like I’d be into goth girls. But, it’s hot AF. Red lipstick. Thick eyeshadow. Fair skin. Corset. Thigh highs. (Australian accent… Ahem.)

 

[JerseyJade]

Casey DeSantis isn’t too hard on the eyes. But that’s not far out of my tastes.

However, I’m super into the goth look. Nothing about me seems like I’d be into goth girls. But, it’s hot AF. Red lipstick. Thick eyeshadow. Fair skin. Corset. Thigh highs. (Australian accent… Ahem.)

I didn't know @alwaysaway was goth.

 

[Trekka]

I guess it isn’t that I shouldn’t like polka dots but seeing a woman wearing them shouldn’t stir as much “interest” in me as it does.

is this like a Minnie Mouse thing or... ?

Casey DeSantis isn’t too hard on the eyes. But that’s not far out of my tastes.

However, I’m super into the goth look. Nothing about me seems like I’d be into goth girls. But, it’s hot AF. Red lipstick. Thick eyeshadow. Fair skin. Corset. Thigh highs. (Australian accent… Ahem.)

This made me LOL

 

[Trekka]

Also I feel much internal conflict over the fact that my body refuses to let go of Tom. Yes, The Tom. Cruise. He still does it for me. Even with the couch hopping scientology bullshit... I see that man... And my whole body just says....

mhmm, okay, *sploosh* vvvvv

Also sploosh! vvv

Like, it all works for me.

 

[alwaysaway]

Also I feel much internal conflict over the fact that my body refuses to let go of Tom. Yes, The Tom. Cruise. He still does it for me. Even with the couch hopping scientology bullshit... I see that man... And my whole body just says....

mhmm, okay, *sploosh* vvvvv

Also sploosh! vvv

Like, it all works for me.

This is who I think of when I’m trying not to cum. Works every time.

 

[alwaysaway]

I didn't know @alwaysaway was goth.

I’m not! Usually…

 

[Lord Pmann]

Casey Desantis kind of looks like a Disney princess to me for some reason. Maybe its the big eyes and the hair? The shape of her face? I understand it. I try to just shove things like this down to a subconscious level and they usually pop up at the most inopportune time so I have to pretend to forget about them again.

I try to shove things like this down a throat. *points to my dick*

Hi five, y’all.

 

[alwaysaway]

I try to shove things like this down a throat. *points to my dick*

Hi five, y’all.

Are you picky with the choice of throat?

ETA: cross-post.

 

[jason28053]

Are you picky with the choice of throat?

Hopefully human?

 

[Lord Pmann]

Hopefully human?

Look at you with your high standards.

 

[tnman03]

I find someone with a ribald sense of humor or a sultry laugh more appealing than a lot of others. When I was younger Joanna Cassidy was the "older woman" who rang all the right bells for me.

 

[jason28053]

Look at you with your high standards.

I guess you take chicken choking literally

 

[NeonSubtlety]

this is the best title for a thread I’ve ever seen. It should also invite some good exchange. Charming as fuck, as always.

And the short answer is “yes.” Crazy has always appealed to me. As a casualty of dependency, I’m often times drawn to other addicts, even though I know they’re bad for me. The truth is that I crave that downward spiral…often.

You know how the body finds a way to get what it needs? The dehydrated crave salty foods. Anemic with iron. I think the internal processing is the same.

 

[YoWhatsGood]

Being called daddy does this for me

 

[Trekka]

this is the best title for a thread I’ve ever seen. It should also invite some good exchange. Charming as fuck, as always.

And the short answer is “yes.” Crazy has always appealed to me. As a casualty of dependency, I’m often times drawn to other addicts, even though I know they’re bad for me. The truth is that I crave that downward spiral…often.

You know how the body finds a way to get what it needs? The dehydrated crave salty foods. Anemic with iron. I think the internal processing is the same.

I almost posted this myself!
But I’d have done it less eloquently.
I crave meat. Chaotic meat.

Sincerely,
Hopelessly Addicted to the Bad Boys

Being called daddy does this for me

Isn’t that why it’s kinda sexy tho? The taboo factor used to curl my toes on this one.

But then there’s The Doors’ “Don't you love her madly, wanna be her Daddy?”

So I hear that ‘Daddy’ moniker mostly as a bluesy, hippie term of endearment these days.

And the Hell’s Angels say it. Y como “Ay, Papi!”

It’s kinda badass.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Are you picky with the choice of throat?

ETA: cross-post.

I was really hoping this was gonna be a picture of an emu #dang

 

[85Ironman]

I was really hoping this was gonna be a picture of an emu #dang

Weirdo.

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