Cocknitive Dickonance

[QuietCanadian]

Women who drop music lyrics into casual conversation, a really nice bike, this thread title.

 

[Trekka]

Anyone else get all hot n bothered by juicy, ripe, fresh produce? Just me?
Am I alone here?

 

[Lonelywife1205]

Eminem and men in cargo shorts do it for me every time.

 

[Trekka]

Eminem and men in cargo shorts do it for me every time.

Like Cool Water and Bone Thugzzzz what what

 

[Lonelywife1205]

Like Cool Water and Bone Thugzzzz what what

Fo shizzle

 

[QuietCanadian]

The theory that @Suz_anne is, in fact, the Governor of Michigan gets me a little bit (lot a bit) excited. While there is evidence to debunk this theory, I won't believe it until Suz herself tells us it's not true (and even then I'll believe it a little bit still).

Lord help us all if she confirms it.

 

[Trekka]

https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/75410583.jpg

 

[Trekka]

The theory that @Suz_anne is, in fact, the Governor of Michigan gets me a little bit (lot a bit) excited. While there is evidence to debunk this theory, I won't believe it until Suz herself tells us it's not true (and even then I'll believe it a little bit still).

Lord help us all if she confirms it.

Listen - the timeline is fishy.
It’s plausible.

Suz disappeared around the same time a plot was revealed to kidnap the governor of Michigan - coincidence ?!?

Now, I’m no Magnum, PI, but……

 

[ImSinister]

Anyone else get all hot n bothered by juicy, ripe, fresh produce? Just me?
Am I alone here?

A perfect nectarine definitely gets me all tangy below the waist.

 

[Trekka]

A perfect nectarine definitely gets me all tangy below the waist.

I feel the same way about papayas
And overly large carrots

 

[QuietCanadian]

Listen - the timeline is fishy.
It’s plausible.

Suz disappeared around the same time a plot was revealed to kidnap the governor of Michigan - coincidence ?!?

Now, I’m no Magnum, PI, but……

If you see someone with a mustache at the next protest in Lansing holding a "Lit Misses You" sign, it wasn't me.

 

[Trekka]

If you see someone with a mustache at the next protest in Lansing holding a "Lit Misses You" sign, it wasn't me.

I like how a mustache is your one item of disguise.

 

[Trekka]

If you see someone with a mustache at the next protest in Lansing holding a "Lit Misses You" sign, it wasn't me.

No trench coat?

 

[QuietCanadian]

No trench coat?

I thought this was a given. Trench coat and shirtless underneath... but SUZ painted on my chest.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I thought this was a given. Trench coat and shirtless underneath... but SUZ painted on my chest.

If you want Suz‘s attention you have to paint it somewhere else.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Anyone else get all hot n bothered by juicy, ripe, fresh produce? Just me?
Am I alone here?

Veg in your vag??

 

[QuietCanadian]

If you want Suz‘s attention you have to paint it somewhere else.

Your chest?

 

[hotwords229_A]

Your chest?

I could be Suz and you could be _anne?
I don’t know where we could paint Nothing Sexy to See Here?

 

[Trekka]

Your chest?

I could be Suz and you could be _anne?
I don’t know where we could paint Nothing Sexy to See Here?

On my chest.
I’m like flat as a board.
I’ll take one for the team.

 

[JK515914]

Firstly, great thread title.

The whole DD/lg definitely resonates with me - probably because of the taboo element.

Also, when women are formally dressed in a professional setting. I work in law, and there's a lot of meetings and a lot of women dressed formally at those meetings...and, yeah...it's all very distracting.

A lot of women like to see men dressed up in suits and ties, etc. - so it's like that, only women have a wider range of "business formal" options...and apparently I like them all

 

[hotwords229_A]

On my chest.
I’m like flat as a board.
I’ll take one for the team.

Between the three of us she would have to come back, right?

 

[Trekka]

Sometimes i get turned on by the PTA moms… #ThereISaidIt

 

[85Ironman]

Sometimes i get turned on by the PTA moms… #ThereISaidIt

Doesn't everyone?

 

[hotwords229_A]

Sometimes i get turned on by the PTA moms… #ThereISaidIt

Pretty Tits and Ass moms. Me too.

 

[Trekka]

Pretty Tits and Ass moms. Me too.

So you’d like to volunteer then?
*cuffs him to the chain gang*
There’s no getting out now!

Ah! Another bit of cocknitive dickonance: since I’ve become a SAHM, who works part time (is there a word for that? Any milennials in the house wanna tell me how to talk? ) I find myself turned on by the simplest things! Like when I fold his laundry. ITS WEIRD.