Cocknitive Dickonance

[BongoGal]

mhmm, okay, *sploosh*

I had a total *sploosh* moment a few months ago. I was introduced to a young fellow who may have been 20, and he was, quite frankly, a real nerd. He was tall and not bad-looking, but I would have been very surprised to learn he wasn't a virgin. The *sploosh* happened when I realized that if I could be transported back to being his age, there's a really good chance that I would have pulled him into my bed at some point.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Stay at home moms are hot! They don’t get enough credit for running a house full of people, kids, dogs and sometimes goldfish.

As a super macho dude, I like going into a house run by a woman. It’s always interesting to see who she is, what she likes and how she conducts her and her family’s life.

Plus, I have Poolboy, Plumber, Carpenter, UPS guy fantasies.

 

[HumpDayHoratio]

Have to dress conservatively for work. Rock the clean cut nowadays. Go to concerts and the Hippie Chicks just get my boys rock’n!

The dresses, the dyed hair, the dreads, the one arm artfully done ink, the hoola girls with the lighted hoops at night. Yeah…sucker for that!

 

[Lucy_Lastic]

i feel the same about fried ice cream.

No fucking way is that a thing. Is that really a thing? Where do I sign up? How does the ice cream not melt?

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Do you know who Lizzo is? Have you seen her play the flute? I get a chubby thinking about what she could do to the dilsnick.

 

[jordanp76]

I got a little turned on by the "immunizer" woman at CVS who just jabbed me. I could only see her eyes because she was wearing a mask, but she hooked me with that distracting small talk and close proximity.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

On my chest.
I’m like flat as a board.
I’ll take one for the team.

I have seen the apron pics and know this isn’t true

 

[Beholders_Eye]

Sometimes a picture like this is all it takes...

https://cdn012.reblogme.com/uploads/photos/2022/04/17238/reblogme-17238-BYu5IZtCiE.jpg

 

[hotwords229_A]

Sometimes a picture like this is all it takes...

https://cdn012.reblogme.com/uploads/photos/2022/04/17238/reblogme-17238-BYu5IZtCiE.jpg

I actually feel kind of bad for her. Those are mammoth and can’t be comfortable dragging around everywhere. Plus the rest of her seems very petite. She must have serious back pain.

That said, I want to rub her all over my face.

 

[Richard_C]

Elle King! Whew!

 

[Cymru9696]

Sarah Palin. I hate all that she represents, but I’ve imagined doing naughty things to her.

 

[Deleted member 1306910]

Anytime that a woman I am acquainted with even alludes to being aroused. Its like my body instantly wishes to serve her needs. Sometimes it is uncontrollable and I have to take matters into hand.

 

[n8Romantic]

Women wearing tool belts and using tools. I don't know if it's the women or if it's a tool obsession.

 

[Beholders_Eye]

One local TV channel has a day-time weather girl whose broadcasts I make sure to catch...and when she has time off to play...

https://preview.redd.it/3818guuljcb31.jpg?auto=webp&s=e00e544518c659c5ed0267df56ed72c96ccd906e

 

[cuppatea]

This thread wins on title alone!

 

[hotwords229_A]

One local TV channel has a day-time weather girl whose broadcasts I make sure to catch...and when she has time off to play...

https://preview.redd.it/3818guuljcb31.jpg?auto=webp&s=e00e544518c659c5ed0267df56ed72c96ccd906e

I’d like to forecast all over those weather balloons! Damn!!!