Thread killers anonymous.........take two

[haha_on_me]

Posted again and thank you for making me waste all that lipstick. It's way too much to wear, but now it's shiny.

I have something shiny here for you, no no, don't look at the blade, you won't see it for long, the hilt is where it's at.

Did I miss it already? All I see are um, boobs.


*distracts you with my man-magic, takes the shiny knife, and traces up and down your neck and colarbone.

 

[Iceprincess12]

Did I miss it already? All I see are um, boobs.


*distracts you with my man-magic, takes the shiny knife, and traces up and down your neck and colarbone.

You realize this will be the 3rd time I have changed it for you, grrrrr. One sec.

Laughs silently, the poison in the hilt will soon take effect. Silly man, I did warn him.

 

[haha_on_me]

You realize this will be the 3rd time I have changed it for you, grrrrr. One sec.

Laughs silently, the poison in the hilt will soon take effect. Silly man, I did warn him.

Yay, third time is a charm! I think that color is um, wow, looks great.


*peels back he rubberized skin I dipped my hands in* muahahaha your poison trickery did not harm me *with my palm, drives the blade deeper* *kisses your blood red lips* goodnight dear, you were fun.

 

[Iceprincess12]

Yay, third time is a charm! I think that color is um, wow, looks great.


*peels back he rubberized skin I dipped my hands in* muahahaha your poison trickery did not harm me *with my palm, drives the blade deeper* *kisses your blood red lips* goodnight dear, you were fun.

Cheap trick!! Lol, night

 

[haha_on_me]

Cheap trick!! Lol, night

Oh I am going nowhere, that was the goodnight kiss of death.


I own this place.

 

[Iceprincess12]

Oh I am going nowhere, that was the goodnight kiss of death.


I own this place.

I am going to refrain from saying it, but you know it's true.

 

[haha_on_me]

I am going to refrain from saying it, but you know it's true.

I would offer a share, but you seem like an all or nothing person.

*twists the blade*

 

[DarkrSide]

I have killed my share of threads... to the point the police are after me... so if they ask... you haven't seen me!

 

[haha_on_me]

I have killed my share of threads... to the point the police are after me... so if they ask... you haven't seen me!

Seen who?

 

[DarkrSide]

Seen who?

Much appreciated!

 

[Iceprincess12]

Much appreciated!

Nice try but it's not dead yet...wait for it...wait for it...

Dead

 

[haha_on_me]

Nice try but it's not dead yet...wait for it...wait for it...

Dead

You have the right attitude, just not the follow through.

 

[emsway]

I have yet to kill a thread. Is it a rite of passage?

 

[haha_on_me]

I have yet to kill a thread. Is it a rite of passage?

It is for some. Others, such as IcePrincess12, it's a dream.

 

[Iceprincess12]

It is for some. Others, such as IcePrincess12, it's a dream.

Pssh, I'll have you know, back in the day, I killed dinosaurs with my bare hands. I just like all of you to have your five minutes of fame.

 

[DarkrSide]

Nice try but it's not dead yet...wait for it...wait for it...

Dead

Awww man... I struck again.

 

[haha_on_me]

Pssh, I'll have you know, back in the day, I killed dinosaurs with my bare hands. I just like all of you to have your five minutes of fame.

Apparently those so called dinosaurs were push overs, 'cause this thread is proving to be more of a challenge.

 

[Iceprincess12]

Apparently those so called dinosaurs were push overs, 'cause this thread is proving to be more of a challenge.

Aww baby you're easy. I just like the chase

 

[haha_on_me]

Aww baby you're easy. I just like the chase

*snickers* I know I am, that's not earth shattering news. Catch and release?

 

[Iceprincess12]

*snickers* I know I am, that's not earth shattering news. Catch and release?

And tag you...with a radio frequency activated transmitter, one of acme's finest. Set to detonate anytime Taylor Swift falls in love

3...2...1...

 

[haha_on_me]

And tag you...with a radio frequency activated transmitter, one of acme's finest. Set to detonate anytime Taylor Swift falls in love

3...2...1...

And writes a song about it? I'm doomed!

Come closer, I want you to hear my final words *as you lean over me to hear my words, I switch your music to non-stop Slim Whitman* foiled, death by Slim Whitman!

 

[Iceprincess12]

And writes a song about it? I'm doomed!

Come closer, I want you to hear my final words *as you lean over me to hear my words, I switch your music to non-stop Slim Whitman* foiled, death by Slim Whitman!

Is that country? If it is I will just kill myself

After you of course, stuffing my ears with the tampons from your pocket (no don't tell me why you carry those) I manage to dull the headsplitting crooning of Slim and make a clean getaway. Live to fight another day.

 

[haha_on_me]

Is that country? If it is I will just kill myself

After you of course, stuffing my ears with the tampons from your pocket (no don't tell me why you carry those) I manage to dull the headsplitting crooning of Slim and make a clean getaway. Live to fight another day.

Oh not just Country, but European Country, lots of yodel-type singing. Muahahaha

*makes a lasso of said tampons, and ropes you like a calf* where you run'n to there little lady?

 

[Learin]

All this thread needs is a post from me, and it dies for a few days at a time.

 

[sultan_sd]

All this thread needs is a post from me, and it dies for a few days at a time.

That's because no one can pronounce your name