Thread killers anonymous.........take two

[haha_on_me]

You haven't seen miss pie on her swing, you would be mesmerized!

Apparently not, I have been stuck here fighting with you over this thread's death. Hahaha

 

[Iceprincess12]

I didnt know she was a swinger................ very interesting information indeed

Eeks! No no, miss pie is sweet and sticky but only 1 slice at a time...I think

 

[haha_on_me]

Is that a request to put my pic back up for a few? LOL.

Then I would certainly kill that thread!

Well, we are trying to find a way to kill this thread. By any means necessary.

 

[haha_on_me]

You should keep it up, men never check profiles anyway, lol!

Whatever! Yours says you like John Deere tractors, and want unsolicited PMs.

 

[Iceprincess12]

Whatever! Yours says you like John Deere tractors, and want unsolicited PMs.

Really? I am pretty sure I read that you give out $50 amazon gift cards with each pm

 

[haha_on_me]

Really? I am pretty sure I read that you give out $50 amazon gift cards with each pm

And obviously no one reads mine, I have yet to receive that first PM give-away.

 

[Iceprincess12]

And obviously no one reads mine, I have yet to receive that first PM give-away.

Well no on wants to ride my tractor because I haven't received one either

 

[haha_on_me]

Well no on wants to ride my tractor because I haven't received one either

Gesh, we need to swap bait.

 

[Iceprincess12]

Gesh, we need to swap bait.

I think you need a nap. I heard sleeping with the fishes increases the odds of a pm, by 100%, but only for men!

 

[haha_on_me]

I think you need a nap. I heard sleeping with the fishes increases the odds of a pm, by 100%, but only for men!

I'm an insomniac, AND I don't like fishing, unless it''s for compliments.


I heard one of the auto manufacturers was looking for a crash test dummy, did you apply for the job?

 

[Iceprincess12]

I'm an insomniac, AND I don't like fishing, unless it''s for compliments.


I heard one of the auto manufacturers was looking for a crash test dummy, did you apply for the job?

I would but I already made plans...
I'm having a dinner party this weekend and would love for you to come. I just read this great little book "And then there were none" by Agatha Christie. She knows how to throw a party! Just bring yourself, I'll do the rest.

 

[haha_on_me]

I would but I already made plans...
I'm having a dinner party this weekend and would love for you to come. I just read this great little book "And then there were none" by Agatha Christie. She knows how to throw a party! Just bring yourself, I'll do the rest.

Ten little Indian Boys went out to dine;
One choked his little self and then there were nine.


I don't drink, but thank you for the invite none the less.

I did hear that Bumble Bee Tuna is looking for oven inspectors, do you need to use me as a reference?

 

[Iceprincess12]

Ten little Indian Boys went out to dine;
One choked his little self and then there were nine.


I don't drink, but thank you for the invite none the less.

I did hear that Bumble Bee Tuna is looking for oven inspectors, do you need to use me as a reference?

I don't drink either but I only eat Starfish or Kirkland tuna. Dolphin parts don't go well with Albacore and I find bumble bee a bit bland as well. I think their ovens should stay down.

Since dinner is off and ovens are not working, how about we take a trip to the dog shelter and give back to the community! Volunteer work always warms my heart and I heard they are looking for an owner for the sweetest pup...cujo or something like that...

 

[haha_on_me]

I don't drink either but I only eat Starfish or Kirkland tuna. Dolphin parts don't go well with Albacore and I find bumble bee a bit bland as well. I think their ovens should stay down.

Since dinner is off and ovens are not working, how about we take a trip to the dog shelter and give back to the community! Volunteer work always warms my heart and I heard they are looking for an owner for the sweetest pup...cujo or something like that...

I like seeing this tender side of you. I did, however, already go to the shelter and adopted what apparently was Cujo's brother. He was violent to everyone but me.

If you're in the charitable mood, there are 4-H steers here that need broken to lead. The fences are nice and rusty, so when you get drug through them, you'll get all kinds of sicknesses.......and possible (gasp) die.

 

[Iceprincess12]

I like seeing this tender side of you. I did, however, already go to the shelter and adopted what apparently was Cujo's brother. He was violent to everyone but me.

If you're in the charitable mood, there are 4-H steers here that need broken to lead. The fences are nice and rusty, so when you get drug through them, you'll get all kinds of sicknesses.......and possible (gasp) die.[/QUOT


Don't try your rakish charm on me! I am quite immune, but it does seem as if your true colors are showing.
Speaking of colors I think you would look quite lovely in a shade called milky lips l201...not familiar with it? It's the perfect blood red, let me show you...

 

[haha_on_me]

I like seeing this tender side of you. I did, however, already go to the shelter and adopted what apparently was Cujo's brother. He was violent to everyone but me.

If you're in the charitable mood, there are 4-H steers here that need broken to lead. The fences are nice and rusty, so when you get drug through them, you'll get all kinds of sicknesses.......and possible (gasp) die.[/QUOT


Don't try your rakish charm on me! I am quite immune, but it does seem as if your true colors are showing.
Speaking of colors I think you would look quite lovely in a shade called milky lips l201...not familiar with it? It's the perfect blood red, let me show you...

Oooo I like that color.

http://i893.photobucket.com/albums/ac139/haha_on_me/Mobile%20Uploads/ellis_red_zpsj5knqfea.jpg


Walls painted that color would hide your.............blood stains.

 

[Iceprincess12]

Oooo I like that color.

http://i893.photobucket.com/albums/ac139/haha_on_me/Mobile%20Uploads/ellis_red_zpsj5knqfea.jpg


Walls painted that color would hide your.............blood stains.

You are so pretty, lol.

I had a lip picture up with that color, I own it, but mine didn't look as glossy.

I could just paint the walls with you, yes?

 

[haha_on_me]

You are so pretty, lol.

I had a lip picture up with that color, I own it, but mine didn't look as glossy.

I could just paint the walls with you, yes?

You're a dork.

You should get the glossy, it's pretty special, and would work well for you.


My walls with you, not me. Makes me think of the movie, Something About Mary, where he hitched a ride with the creepy guy talking anout the 7 minute abs. He asks him what if someone comes up with 6 minute abs, he starts twitching, not 6! 7! There can't be a 6! .........you, not me! (eye twitches) you! On the wall!

 

[Iceprincess12]

You're a dork.

You should get the glossy, it's pretty special, and would work well for you.


My walls with you, not me. Makes me think of the movie, Something About Mary, where he hitched a ride with the creepy guy talking anout the 7 minute abs. He asks him what if someone comes up with 6 minute abs, he starts twitching, not 6! 7! There can't be a 6! .........you, not me! (eye twitches) you! On the wall!

Finally!! Someone gets me, I am a dork!

See, not as bloody as hers. Does it look good on you?

Bloody walls remind me of Dexter. We should play.

 

[haha_on_me]

Finally!! Someone gets me, I am a dork!

See, not as bloody as hers. Does it look good on you?

Bloody walls remind me of Dexter. We should play.

Blood on me, well, I don't know if it looks good on me or not, it's usually my blood.



Oooooo we could combine Dexter with The Vikings, and The Blacklist, and a little King of Queens for the fun of it. Yeah, let's play.

 

[Iceprincess12]

Blood on me, well, I don't know if it looks good on me or not, it's usually my blood.



Oooooo we could combine Dexter with The Vikings, and The Blacklist, and a little King of Queens for the fun of it. Yeah, let's play.

I meant does the lipstick look good on you

Let's add in the crying game and you have a deal. Although I have never seen the blacklist or the vikings.

 

[haha_on_me]

I meant does the lipstick look good on you

Let's add in the crying game and you have a deal. Although I have never seen the blacklist or the vikings.

Yeah um, I admit I that I have my quirks, but wearing lipstick is not one of them.


Well my friend, you really must watch them, there is gobs of bloodshed and intrique.

 

[Iceprincess12]

Yeah um, I admit I that I have my quirks, but wearing lipstick is not one of them.


Well my friend, you really must watch them, there is gobs of bloodshed and intrique.

I like my bloodshed bathed and dripping in familiarity and the expected. Slasher, zombie and formula horror movies.

I posted my lipstick, did you see it? She is wearing some type of lacquer over it or it's the lighting, because I can't get mine to look even close. I am going to test it out in a minute though. (If you want to live, let's keep chatting about lipstick, otherwise...)

 

[haha_on_me]

I like my bloodshed bathed and dripping in familiarity and the expected. Slasher, zombie and formula horror movies.

I posted my lipstick, did you see it? She is wearing some type of lacquer over it or it's the lighting, because I can't get mine to look even close. I am going to test it out in a minute though. (If you want to live, let's keep chatting about lipstick, otherwise...)

I missed it, but didn't want to miss it.

Lipstick

Lipstick

Lipstick

Lipstick

 

[Iceprincess12]

I missed it, but didn't want to miss it.

Lipstick

Lipstick

Lipstick

Lipstick

Posted again and thank you for making me waste all that lipstick. It's way too much to wear, but now it's shiny.

I have something shiny here for you, no no, don't look at the blade, you won't see it for long, the hilt is where it's at.