Thread killers anonymous.........take two

*barnstorms my ACME Sopwith Camel, and dives straight towards you*

*watches your blue and green hair turn white*

*waves*


You are the sneakiest little haha!! Can I put a cowbell on you?

I am trying to wash out the green so you would be doing me a favor :)

Oops! I forgot to mention that I played with the wing flaps and you won't be able to pull up...awww. You will be ruining a perfect cardboard cutout, but I'll live...oh wait, yes I will live, you on the other hand...(yes you do hear taps)
 
You are the sneakiest little haha!! Can I put a cowbell on you?

I am trying to wash out the green so you would be doing me a favor :)

Oops! I forgot to mention that I played with the wing flaps and you won't be able to pull up...awww. You will be ruining a perfect cardboard cutout, but I'll live...oh wait, yes I will live, you on the other hand...(yes you do hear taps)

*In my best Christopher Walken voice* I need more cowbell.

Oh have no fear, I am alive and well, it was only a dream. I cannot fly. I am, however, standing behind you right now. Don't look! Don't make it obvious. Just pick up your pace.....if you can.:devil:
 
*In my best Christopher Walken voice* I need more cowbell.

Oh have no fear, I am alive and well, it was only a dream. I cannot fly. I am, however, standing behind you right now. Don't look! Don't make it obvious. Just pick up your pace.....if you can.:devil:


I won't run...in fact

Come a little closer luv :)
 
*pulls wooden stake from an inside pocket in my long, flowing frock*

*tips my derby* yes dear?


"Be gentle..."

As I pull out my particle matter exploder destroyer (latest greatest acme gun)

"Since I won't be" I whisper, as I shed a single tear for you.
 
"Be gentle..."

As I pull out my particle matter exploder destroyer (latest greatest acme gun)

"Since I won't be" I whisper, as I shed a single tear for you.

*smiles, with a tear streaming down my face, just knowing, knowing it's the end*

*I slowly step forward to accept it*

*reaches out, staring in your eyes, looking for that one little shred of compassion*

*sticks index finger in, plugging the end of your fancy PMED, rendering it usless*

*sets 100 bear traps, poised for you*

Well played my friend, well played, but alas, you are had.
 
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