this is a question for the guys who like anal.

[madmanmike]

i know this is an impossible thing but work with me here. if you could literally put your cock into your own ass(while still atached) would you fuck your self in the ass?

also something else to consider...would it be considered masturbation, homo/bi sexualality, anal sex, or something else?

what are your answers and comments. ladies feel free to answer.

 

[Bitchslapper]

That depends. If it weren't too awkward, I'd give it a shot. That and I'd get a kick out of it when someone says "go fuck yourself", because then I would go do it, come back and say "ok, I fucked myself. Now what?"

I think it would be fair to say that it would be classified as anal sex , as well as masturbation. I don't know if it would be a homsexual or bisexual activity. I suspect that if we labeled it as such we'd also have to consider conventional masturbation to be a homosexual act as well.

 

[RobHammer]

Since it's damn near impossible, why bother? That's what fingers and toys are for. It's just masturbations as usual.

 

[madmanmike]

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Since it's damn near impossible, why bother? That's what fingers and toys are for. It's just masturbations as usual.

its just a hypothetical question just like asking if you would suck your own dick. at least 75% of guys would but only about 20% would admit it. kinda sad.


by the way if i could fuck my ass i wouldnt need to use my hands anymore.

 

[Cigan]

If I could fuck myself I totally would. All the time baby. Who cares what it's called, it would be the ultimate ononist cum.

 

[LarzMachine]

HELL yes I would. If I could fuck or suck myself, I'd never leave the house.

On a worthless side note, I heard (friend of a friend, of course) about a guy who actually could once.

 

[Netzach]

All I know is I'm suddenly really jealous of dick.

 

[Bitchslapper]

All I know is I'm suddenly really jealous of dick.

You shouldn't be.

But in any case, that's what strap-ons are for. Just be sure to take pictures and share them with us.

 

[jimmylijn]

HELL yes I would. If I could fuck or suck myself, I'd never leave the house.

On a worthless side note, I heard (friend of a friend, of course) about a guy who actually could once.

DITTO for me. At least we know what feels best; sometimes it's hard (oops) to communicate that.

 

[LarzMachine]

DITTO for me. At least we know what feels best; sometimes it's hard (oops) to communicate that.

Damn right. The best BJ I've ever had was from a guy.

 

[Bitchslapper]

Damn right. The best BJ I've ever had was from a guy.

I wouldn't know, although I'd like to find out. Anyone want to volunteer for this experiment?

 

[pantyboyfdaddy]

The Mold

Since I had a didlo made from an impression of my own cock, I guess I am fucking myself pretty regularly as it is.....and man does that feel gooooddd!

 

[Etoile]

I'd say it's autosexuality more than homosexuality. I think I've seen video of this, though...some AVI long long ago!

 

[bob159487]

.

 

[mr happy]

hmmmmmm
Well the thought just crossed my mind

If you buy one of those make a mould kits and use it to replicate your own dick.

Then you could really be fucking yourself

 

[Prime]

At one time, i could suck my own dick, and would whenever i could. it hurt a little bit, but i eventually stretched out enough that i didn't feel pain. it was freakin' awesome.

and hell yeah, i would fuck myself in the ass. maybe i should get one of those molds.

 

[south_florida_bicur]

suck your own dick

I think if we all try it we can do it. If not then you better aim really well.

 

[Zergplex]

Zergplex Says

Since I had a didlo made from an impression of my own cock, I guess I am fucking myself pretty regularly as it is.....and man does that feel gooooddd!

I never thought of that before, that is a great idea ^_^ hehehe... My SO is getting a new toy for christmas this year, lol

 

[stiffy_guy]

I would fuck my self up the ass in a New York minute. That's how quickly I would start the process, I would hope it would last a lot longer. hehe

With out a doubt that would be great fun, both to feel your own cock in the tight hot confines of your own ass and to have that same dick exciting your prostate as it stroked in and out, sounds
wonderful, but alas it will never happen. Interesting idea though.

 

[Etoile]

I think you'd have to have a really long dick to get all the way to the prostate! Remember there are a couple inches of perineum to get around there.

 

[south_florida_bicur]

NY Minute? What is a NY Minute? THings move that fast in NY that a minute isnt equal to 60 seconds?

As for fucking my own ass that is what toys are for.

 

[Etoile]

NY Minute? What is a NY Minute? THings move that fast in NY that a minute isnt equal to 60 seconds?

As for fucking my own ass that is what toys are for.

"New York Minute" is a pretty common way to say "really fast." Yes, the origin is supposedly that things move faster in NYC. (They do, sometimes.)

So you wouldn't fuck your own ass if you could? It's fine if that's how you feel, I'm just clarifying that we're talking about fantasy rather than actual possibility.

 

[Etoile]

According to WordOrigins.org:

New York Minute

A New York minute is an instant. Or as Johnny Carson once said, it's the interval between a Manhattan traffic light turning green and the guy behind you honking his horn.

It appears to have originated in Texas around 1967. It is a reference to the frenzied and hectic pace of New Yorkers' lives. A New Yorker does in an instant what a Texan would take a minute to do.

The term has a mildly derogatory tinge to it; although New Yorkers are probably proud of the characteristic and would forgive your using it with a simple fuggedaboutit!

 

[stiffy_guy]

According to WordOrigins.org:

My point exactly!

If I could fuck my self in the ass, which is quite impossible, I would

under take the activity in the much quoted "New York minute"

then hope the experience would last many of those Texas minutes. hehe

 

[glamorilla]

i walked past a little boutique last week which is now a deli.