Things you should never do....

[The Squid King]

What are some things that people, as a rule of thumb, should never do?

I can only think of a few:

Never ask a woman her age or weight.

Never tell other people how to raise their children.

What are some other, "As a rule of thumb" things you should never do?

 

[freakygirl]

there must be something terribly wrong with me.. it doesn't bother me when someone asks my age or my weight..

Am I abnormal or something?

 

[The Squid King]

there must be something terribly wrong with me.. it doesn't bother me when someone asks my age or my weight..

Am I abnormal or something?

Yes, you are the exception to: The rule of thumb.

So, therefore you are exceptional not abnormal.

 

[MidnightsBlue]

there must be something terribly wrong with me.. it doesn't bother me when someone asks my age or my weight..

Am I abnormal or something?

Terribly abnormal

 

[xlc67]

Stick your penis in a meatgrinder?

 

[freakygirl]

Terribly abnormal

I like his answer.."So, therefore you are exceptional not abnormal."

better than yours..

 

[Guest]

 

[JaymesBlond007]

Press the button that says, "DO NOT PRESS THIS BUTTON!"

 

[alltherage]

Never ever take a banana from a pyschotic monkey.

Never ever play piggy back with a porcupine while on vacation at a nudest colony.

Never say yes when you mean no.

Never say love unless your willing to complete the contract.

 

[lobito]

What are some things that people, as a rule of thumb, should never do?

I can only think of a few:

Never ask a woman her age or weight.

Never tell other people how to raise their children.

What are some other, "As a rule of thumb" things you should never do?

Don't forget:

REMEMBER your Wife/Husbands' birthday, and Anniversary.

Don't argue with stupid people, it'll only bring you down to their level.

Don't force your values on others.

 

[JazzManJim]

Never wrestle a pig.

The answer to "Does this make me look fat?" from a woman is never "Yeah!".

Never pass a police officer. You're just writing the ticket for them.

Never call a judge "Mr. Poopie Robe".

Never slam your penis between two bricks.

Never try to out-stubborn a mule or a woman.

Never, after having sex, say "There! That ought to hold you a while".

 

[MidnightsBlue]

I like his answer.."So, therefore you are exceptional not abnormal."

better than yours..

I like his better too.

 

[Moridin187]

You should never judge a book by its cover.

You should never take anything at face value.

You shouldn't believe everything you read, see, or hear immediately.

You should always keep an open mind.

 

[patient1]

Never offer unsolicited constructive criticism

Never blame yourself for what happened to the drunks in the car that hit you

Never withhold an honest & sincere compliment from a loved one.

 

[Melon]

Don't squat with yer spurs on.

and

Don't drink downstream from the herd.

 

[Bindii]

I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just assholes.

I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they are more screwed up than you think.

I've learned that you can keep puking long after you think you're finished.

I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities.

I've learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades and there had better be a lot of money to take its place.

I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away.

I've learned to say "Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke" in 6 languages.

 

[seXieleXie]

classic advice

#1 Never get involved in a land war in Asia
#2 Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!

 

[YogiBare]

Don't ever play the banjo with your feet.

Don't ever drink and drive.

Don't ever bet against the New York Yankees.
(It's OK to root against them. Just don't ever bet.)

 

[alltherage]

Re: classic advice

#1 Never get involved in a land war in Asia
#2 Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!

Yay! My name is Diego Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die. lol. I love the princess bride.

 

[JaymesBlond007]

#1 Never get involved in a land war in Asia
#2 Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!

IN*CON*THEEVABLE!!

 

[sch00lteacher]

Don't puke into the wind.

Don't get into a cop's face and flip him the bird (anyone else seen that video?)

Don't try the things they do on Jackass. Espeacially if your over 40, or sober.

Don't tell a redneck that their favorite NASCAR driver is a pussy.

Wipe your ass in the woods with leaves that come in groups of three on the branch.

Scare a bear in the forrest.

Tell me I can't teach.

 

[scylis]

never insult a Ferengi's mother (insult something he cares about instead)

never become my enemy (unless you WANT to feed the worms, that is)

never question a king about swallows (tis their business to know those things when they are kings, after all)

never, ever make eye contact with a woman when there's been a sort period of silence. one look at those glazed-over eyes of yours and it's all over, buddy. she'll know you wern't listening right away.

 

[scylis]

Don't.....
Tell me I can't teach.

you can't teach...




























....an old dog new tricks!

 

[sch00lteacher]

Ha ha ha very funny scylis.



Actually it was.

 

[SilverVeil]

Never say " Kirk sucks " at a Star Trek convention.

Never say " Batman can kick Superman's ass " at a comicbook convention.

Never leave your cat and your two year old alone in the room with the Christmas tree.

Never ask if anyone else wants the very last chocolate chip cookie.

Never drink the entire bottle of Tequila just to get the worm.

Never play chicken with an 18 wheeler.

Never ask a police officer " What are you gonna do about it ? Arrest me ? "

Never tickle someone who has to pee.

Never trust a naked baby ( see above for reason.... they always have to pee when they are naked )

Never trust a smiling naked man who says " Trust me "