Things that you don't want to find when cleaning out your dead mother's drawers.

FlamingoBlue

a simple country lawyer
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The avatar showing a dog with a dildo in his mouth reminded me of a very funny story. Several months ago, I attended the funeral of a a friend's mother. Several days after the funeral I helped my friend clean out his mother's apartment. While going through her bedroom drawers I felt a hard plastic object in her lingerie drawer. Lo and behold, I had latched on to the 85 y/o lady's vibrator.

My friend noticed that I had stopped doing anything and asked what I had found. I pulled out the vibrator and we both cracked up. The vibrator took all of the tension out of both of us. My friend's mother would have been mortified, but the old vibrator worked it's magic, dead batteries and all.

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