The Useless Information Thread

[Kylan]

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Tell me a really great piece of useless information, be it about you or one of those wierd but true kind of things..

1. Those that think they know everything are a constant irritation to those like me that really do know everything.

2. After researching human development in great depth I have come to the conclusion that three out of four people make up 75% of the population.

3. If you lend someone money and never see them again it's money well spent.

4. I am now slightly inebra -- inerbbarita- inerrate - inebriate-- drunk, so decided to give you five pieces of information because I really love you. I do you know, you're my beshtest friend in the whole world, silence is golden.

 

[Cathleen]

I like a lot of ice in my drinks especially crushed ice. Pretty useless isn't it?

 

[NorthernPA4U]

I like a lot of ice in my drinks especially crushed ice. Pretty useless isn't it?

Not if you give us your address as well.

 

[Golden_Silence]

I like a lot of ice in my drinks especially crushed ice. Pretty useless isn't it?

To me yes... , But to many other lit men out there - very useful info I'd say

 

[Golden_Silence]

1. Those that think they know everything are a constant irritation to those like me that really do know everything.

So my girls question thread is an irritation huh?

2. After researching human development in great depth I have come to the conclusion that three out of four people make up 75% of the population.

And 50% of them are right and the other 50% are wrong

3. If you lend someone money and never see them again it's money well spent.

Great piece of useless info this, wonder how much I'd get away with giving to my ex wife???

4. I am now slightly inebra -- inerbbarita- inerrate - inebriate-- drunk, so decided to give you five pieces of information because I really love you. I do you know, you're my beshtest friend in the whole world, silence is golden.

Aww Dude, I love you to man, in a very very trusting way that only two guys could really unnerstan, Now don't puke all over my shoes

 

[Kylan]

So my girls question thread is an irritation huh?

So, you lead the life of a charmed1 and honestly feel that honesty is the best policy because there's less competition, no?

And 50% of them are right and the other 50% are wrong

Always remember that mathematical knowledge is power, and power corrupts, and corruption is a crime, and crime doesn't pay... so your mathematical knowledge, in the end, will leave you mathematically broke.

Great piece of useless info this, wonder how much I'd get away with giving to my ex wife???

Kylan and many others say; woman like hurricane, she come wet and wild; she leave with house and car.

Aww Dude, I love you to man, in a very very trusting way that only two guys could really unnerstan, Now don't puke all over my shoes

I love U2 as well, but them damned shoes have gotta go. They remind me of a flotation device beneath a plane seat that was to heavy to use as a parachute.

{On topic}


You do not need a parachute to sky-dive once. You need a parachute to sky-dive twice.

 

[Golden_Silence]

So, you lead the life of a charmed1 and honestly feel that honesty is the best policy because there's less competition, no?

You learn pretty quick son

Always remember that mathematical knowledge is power, and power corrupts, and corruption is a crime, and crime doesn't pay... so your mathematical knowledge, in the end, will leave you mathematically broke.

Guess That screws me then since I make a living out of doing accounts

Kylan and many others say; woman like hurricane, she come wet and wild; she leave with house and car.

Maybe, but I took the car to leave the house

I love U2 as well, but them damned shoes have gotta go. They remind me of a flotation device beneath a plane seat that was to heavy to use as a parachute.

Thats what you get for flying easyjet mate

{On topic}


You do not need a parachute to sky-dive once. You need a parachute to sky-dive twice.

ROFLMAO - This really just about made my day - Good one

 

[Golden_Silence]

Nobody out there have any useless info they need to part with today??

Somebody?? ANYBODY????!!!!

 

[MsTexas]

Pigs orgasms last for 30mins ... why you need to know that, I have no idea.

 

[Essa]

Nobody out there have any useless info they need to part with today??

Somebody?? ANYBODY????!!!!

Seeing as you asked so nicely

Your stomach produces a new layer of mucus every two weeks so that it doesn’t digest itself

Is that useless enough for ya?

 

[Golden_Silence]

Pigs orgasms last for 30mins ... why you need to know that, I have no idea.

Pretty useless, just wonder how long a faked 'pigasm' lasts

 

[Golden_Silence]

Seeing as you asked so nicely

Your stomach produces a new layer of mucus every two weeks so that it doesn’t digest itself

Is that useless enough for ya?

This is the kinda stuff I'm after - thanks essa,

 

[Essa]

Here's another,

A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find a mate.

A bit like me actually

 

[Golden_Silence]

Here's another,

A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find a mate.

A bit like me actually

Uh - huh, I don't disbelieve that

Kylan better keep up then as we would not want to lose a litster now would we??

 

[Essa]

Uh - huh, I don't disbelieve that

Kylan better keep up then as we would not want to lose a litster now would we??

It’s estimated that at any one time around 0.7% of the world’s population is drunk.

I can't believe that figure is so low

I assure you, you won't be losing me for quite a while yet

 

[Kylan]

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Guess That screws me then since I make a living out of doing accounts <snip>

You mean I get to write to an accountant and not have to pay for the response? My life is now complete.

If all the economists in the world were laid end to end, they still wouldn't reach a conclusion. ~:~ George Bernard Shaw.

Visiting a church doesn't make you any more a Christian than visiting a race-track makes you a horse.

 

[MsTexas]

Visiting a church doesn't make you any more a Christian than visiting a race-track makes you a horse.

LOL

Thanks for the Kylan.

 

[Kylan]

LOL

Thanks for the Kylan.

Hiya Ms. Texas. Been way too long. You're very well, I hope.

You know you've hit middle-age when you awake to discover your narrow waist and broad mind have mysteriously exchanged places.

 

[Daizie]

From space, the brightest man-made place is Las Vegas, Nevada.

 

[Sonny Limatina]

From space, the brightest man-made place is Las Vegas, Nevada.

Second, of course, to Daizie herself.

 

[Kylan]

If ever you start to feel that your life has never been better, check again. You're obviously missing something.

 

[hdlynnette]

If you like to shred fresh mozzarella cheese and find those block are a bit too 'spongy,' put it in the freezer for 15 minutes....firms that sucker right up and makes shredding a lot easier.

 

[Sonny Limatina]

If you like to shred fresh mozzarella cheese and find those block are a bit too 'spongy,' put it in the freezer for 15 minutes....firms that sucker right up and makes shredding a lot easier.

Seems the cold air firms a lot of things up.

 

[MsTexas]

Hiya Ms. Texas. Been way too long. You're very well, I hope.

You know you've hit middle-age when you awake to discover your narrow waist and broad mind have mysteriously exchanged places.

Been way too long Kylan!

I'm well thanks, hope you are too.



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The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates mating by ripping the male's head off.

 

[Golden_Silence]

You mean I get to write to an accountant and not have to pay for the response? My life is now complete.

Don't count your chickens man EVERYTHING has a price one way or the other - This advice was free, I am not an accountant per se, I am more the brown bag kinda guy, I make the bloody accounts up for some overpaid, underskilled jackass to approve later on..... go figure

^^^^ See, I can even throw financial adjectives into a response