The unappreciated limerick

[SimonDoom]

Drive In Date With Mom

Mom put on her cheerleader skirt,
And surprisingly started to flirt.
We went to the drive in,
I started to dive in,
And oh, did Mom moan with each squirt.

 

[EmilyMiller]

There are limits to the virtue of succinctness.

How laconic, pithy even, perhaps epigrammatic, or rather either gnomic or taciturn…

Em

 

[Wildfly11]

8. The Pornstar Experience

His dream was to meet her for real
Skin on skin what he wanted to feel
But his cock wasn’t rising
Which was so surprising
Until kissing her turned it to steel

Nice one lol

 

[EmilyMiller]

Nice one lol

Thank you

 

[Wildfly11]

6. Strapped-down & Strap-on

A BDSM session with Amy
Her crops and her whips meant to pain me
She straps on a cock
That’s hard as a rock
And pounds my tight ass just to train me

Your good at this lol

 

[EmilyMiller]

Your good at this lol

BDSM, or Limericks?

Em

 

[Wildfly11]

BDSM, or Limericks?

Em

Well both I hope

 

[HectorBidon]

OK, this might have gone in the Poets’ section, but so few acknowledge limericks as good poetry, so I’m planting it here rather than risking their ire.

I will admit a personal fondness for limericks. There is nothing pretentious about them and they are perhaps the least ponderous form of writing in existence. Well done, they’re funny. What’s not to like?

Are you proud of this thread? Well, you oughtta be.
It should shine in your autobiography:
How the spark of your wit
Got the authors of Lit
Writing limericks instead of pornography.

 

[SimonDoom]

Are you proud of this thread? Well, you oughtta be.
It should shine in your autobiography:
How the spark of your wit
Got the authors of Lit
Writing limericks instead of pornography.

My writing progress was impacted.
My due dates forever protracted.
But then TP came
With her limerick game
And I'm happy to be so distracted.

 

[TarnishedPenny]

Um, gee…. That red light emanating from the back room will be me, blushing.

 

[EmilyMiller]

Um, gee…. That red light emanating from the back room will be me, blushing.

Sorry to have taken over your thread, hun .

Em

 

[SimonDoom]

Teddy Bear:

Teddy showed up on Eleanor's door
Plush fur and dark eyes to adore
But oh, that bear cock
Made her lust run amok.
Though she's sore, Teddy Bear wants still more!

 

[ThatNewGuy]

There once was a wizard named Gandalf;
With a Balrog he had quite a standoff.
Said, "You shall not pass!"
Then fell on his ass
While the Fellowship waved bye and ran off.

 

[EmilyMiller]

There once was a girl who said quick
I must write a good Limerick
But she found it quite tough
Wasn’t quite good enough
To think up a last line that rhymed

 

[SimonDoom]

How laconic, pithy even, perhaps epigrammatic, or rather either gnomic or taciturn…

Em

Terse, one can only hope.

 

[Smuttyandfun]

A funny guy who wrote on Lit
Some said was a bit of a twit
But I disagree
Because personally for me
My kinks and his musings just fit

 

[EmilyMiller]

I’ve collected my Limericks from this thread and just set them to Laurel for review.

Has been fun .

Em

 

[Alitaptap]

I’ve never written a limerick
But the fuck this should do the trick
It’s six in the morning
And it’s a bit boring
I’d rather have pussy or dick

 

[EmilyMiller]

Good morning Hangout friends all
This thread has been really a ball
But I think it’s enough
Of such silly stuff
Before interest begins to fall

—

This girl really should still be sleeping
But my stupid phone started bleeping
I’m not smart enough
To turn the thing off
I’m blonde so a “d’oh!” is in keeping

—

I’m awake now, what rotten luck
And my mind wanders to having a fuck
Should I wake him as well?
Did he not hear my bell?
Perhaps I’ll just give him a suck

 

[Rustyoznail]

There was a young lassie called Em
Who thought, while chewing her pen
'These limericks are fine,
But now, given time
I'll try and do a haiku.'

 

[EmilyMiller]

There was a young lassie called Em
Who thought, while chewing her pen
'These limericks are fine,
But now, given time
I'll try and do a haiku.'

Oh we need a haiku thread .

Em

 

[EmilyMiller]

To write a haiku
Is so very hard to do
My head now hurts lots

 

[SimonDoom]

Oh we need a haiku thread .

Em

I think there was one at some point but it hasn't reared its head in a while.

The limerick said to the haiku:
"This is my thread, you twit, so shoo."
But the haiku stayed,
So the limerick, dismayed,
Asked Laurel to bid him adieu.

 

[ElectricBlue]

Oh we need a haiku thread .

Em

There is one, Haiku thread . The aficionados often run very clever commentary on typical AH "here we go again" threads - a bit like a gloss on a poem.

 

[EmilyMiller]

To repeat the past
Is I think a great folly
What’s up with all that?