The unappreciated limerick

[Duleigh]

We're all waiting for the second stanza

 

[EmilyMiller]

We're all waiting for the second stanza

I think I’m Limericked out.

 

[EmilyMiller]

We're all waiting for the second stanza

Oh OK, but I’m using a shortcut.

There once was a maid all forlorn
As she had to write tentacle porn
But then in the end
She’d an octopus friend
Who filled up her tummy with spawn

Enough now, OK!

Em

 

[SimonDoom]

Em dreamed of a tentacle tryst;
Her friends said, "It's not to be missed!"
She gave it a go.
Now a tentacle ho,
No tentacle can she resist.

 

[EmilyMiller]

Em dreamed of a tentacle tryst;
Her friends said, "It's not to be missed!"
She gave it a go.
Now a tentacle ho,
No tentacle can she resist.

Check my strap line, hun.

Em

 

[EmilyMiller]

I think I have a new writing project. Limerick versions of all my stories.

1. Wanted to be Wanted

Young Emily wanted to play
But found that her crush was quite gay
She cried on the shoulder
Of a guy who was older
And found he’s a pretty good lay

 

[EmilyMiller]

2. Because I Deserve It

Our Em gets her first taste of bondage
As she’d pushed a fake cock up his passage
She was spanked til was raw
And then tied to a door
Then fucked in her ass deep and savage

 

[EmilyMiller]

3. Fishing Trip

After Amy and I finished class
The strangest thing happened to pass
She met me at a bar
Drove me home in her car
Then shoved her arm way up my ass

 

[Rustyoznail]

I think I have a new writing project. Limerick versions of all my stories.

Edit - oh, FFS...

There you go Em -https://chat.google.com/u/1/api/get_attachment_url?url_type=FIFE_URL&content_type=image%2Fpng&attachment_token=AMzByC18WChPfGSAM1QXAT4jB%2F2kU8rEZAo4cqhwxaP6krs1sRvlTclFIcRIb%2Bg4TPNhaC1r%2F17MVu1BmhQe3Y4KCf6wWHXGCKCbi6jqCgYVtPGZXc3Edw31st0ilLJQ7bRdfz3ReK6v2hl4nBSqIO6eaqyfdbcNm6elzUMNpe%2FWt6TBK0%2F95IIdzJlUaHZV%2Flq388VfejVFq5W7FdYObPMJVYGGkBJU4MWff8AKRVsvTC9nHcexBJN72DwFstqrmhChemOpBaZsMhpuzTD2D1oAZeRTzDky1i8lmEg0XGOVxinwGRBoGmR3y7YEn8RsKevdCRFYx8eiPiMIcbtyVQ%2F%2BFzqWzkmES3lC3RMdzoAQ1xZUBapk4G4EdtXL4ybqQEey%2Fhapr%2BnGfKEtOvVlOsskvLHK1f1iI6cBWGuOh06CERHZdBrkaxvgg%2FDYf%2F5t6%2FyWgmD%2B393i0X0FgtkGNQwwFhxy8pR8D9bW%2BssbcvW6wX%2F75spX1eqBlVrLWLC7tVCAvjd%2FBdelnVBvp8GZrTA2iXLWkGmSkF%2BrMPlSme146YoqevUuXGI1qib%2F4zetLp7f4I2AzyEj9iCz1RkBcA%3D%3D&sz=w512&authuser=1

 

[AlinaX]

3. Fishing Trip

After Amy and I finished class
The strangest thing happened to pass
She met me at a bar
Drove me home in her car
Then shoved her arm way up my ass

I was thinking about this odd rhyme last night. While ass/lass/mass/gas work as a rhyme, pass/glass/class have a different sound in many places.

This goes also for Newcastle (upon Tyne), which for most people has the longer 'a' of pass/glass/class in the middle, but for locals is definitely the other.

 

[Kumquatqueen]

I was thinking about this odd rhyme last night. While ass/lass/mass/gas work as a rhyme, pass/glass/class have a different sound in many places.

This goes also for Newcastle (upon Tyne), which for most people has the longer 'a' of pass/glass/class in the middle, but for locals is definitely the other.

Yes, pass, class and arse rhyme for me (southern English), ass and Newcastle have a short a. I had a Geordie teacher (ie from Newcastle-u-T) who insisted that that pronunciation is correct for everyone, not just locals.

Though I figure most vowels can be replaced with a schwa (the 'uh' sound in book etc) and the results sound like some British accent, just rattling around the country. I've tested it with tube station names and it works very well to help tourists be understood.

 

[Kumquatqueen]

So this rhymes if you apply an appropriate accent, fuckin' sounding like ferkin etc:

A man who's persuaded to quit smoking
In exchange for a fuck, said "Fucking
Hell this is tough!"
But thought of her muff
And the cock of his neighbour who'd thought he was joking.

(Smoking Hot/The Bet)

 

[EmilyMiller]

I was thinking about this odd rhyme last night. While ass/lass/mass/gas work as a rhyme, pass/glass/class have a different sound in many places.

This goes also for Newcastle (upon Tyne), which for most people has the longer 'a' of pass/glass/class in the middle, but for locals is definitely the other.

It’s a bit of a fudge that last one. And also frankly a can of worms.

It would work for my future parents in law (not that I plan to share it with them ), or my London friends, but not even everywhere in the UK as far as my limited understanding goes.

Similarly here, it would rhyme fine in some states and not in others (though where it does rhyme it would sound different than the rhyming UK version).

We are divided by a common language.

Em

 

[ycym]

Let's try...

I know it's been a shock,
that, when she suck my cock,
the dream ends without warning,
after a long night in the morning.
My head hurting like a crock.

 

[EmilyMiller]

4. Club Emily

A predicament for this little miss
She‘s tied-up and whipped with a hiss
She’s stuck on a pole
And the overall goal
Is to then make her drink her own piss

 

[EmilyMiller]

5. You Spin Me Round

Our heroine’s tied up and ready
And spun round while holding her teddy
She takes lots of cum
In her mouth and her bum
Which made her legs feel quite unsteady

 

[EmilyMiller]

6. Strapped-down & Strap-on

A BDSM session with Amy
Her crops and her whips meant to pain me
She straps on a cock
That’s hard as a rock
And pounds my tight ass just to train me

 

[EmilyMiller]

7. Something Has Come Up

To wake up one day with a cock
For Emily was quite a shock
But she ended up chillin’
With Jana and Dylan
Then fucked, fucked, fucked, fucked round the clock

 

[EmilyMiller]

8. The Pornstar Experience

His dream was to meet her for real
Skin on skin what he wanted to feel
But his cock wasn’t rising
Which was so surprising
Until kissing her turned it to steel

 

[SimonDoom]

I like Emily's idea. Here's my limerick version of my story Late Night on the Loveseat With Mom

On the sofa did Mom and Son sit,
While Son's father drank more than a bit.
Son said, "Oh Mom, yes!"
As he took off her dress.
It's a good thing that Dad's tot'ly lit.

 

[EmilyMiller]

I like Emily's idea. Here's my limerick version of my story Late Night on the Loveseat With Mom

On the sofa did Mom and Son sit,
While Son's father drank more than a bit.
Son said, "Oh Mom, yes!"
As he took off her dress.
It's a good thing that Dad's tot'ly lit.

Why did I waste so much time writing 20k words for some of these stories, I wonder?

Em

 

[ycym]

Why did I waste so much time writing 20k words for some of these stories, I wonder?

Em

Because there is a minimum word count to publish.

 

[SimonDoom]

Why did I waste so much time writing 20k words for some of these stories, I wonder?

Em

There are limits to the virtue of succinctness.

 

[EmilyMiller]

9. On My Knees

It’s Emily here on my knees
You know I am looking to tease
Change my look change my pose
Let me strip from my clothes
Put your cock in my mouth, pretty please!

 

[EmilyMiller]

Last one, I’m not going to do all 24 works. No way! I’m obsessive, sure, but not that obsessive.

10. Just Do As I Say

My boyfriend is up in the sky
To Europe on business he’ll fly
And I haven’t been good
In the way that I should
I’m sorry, have this JOI