The Testosterone Lounge

[Guest]

 

[DirtyJJ]

Vincent, thank you for organizing this contest. We look forward to many others.

With all due respect, I think McKenna and I may be a little shy about carrying out the, um, "prize". Perhaps you would consider an alternative.... such our enjoyment of rhino's "horn" and your, um, cannoli?

 

[McKenna]

Vincent, thank you for organizing this contest. We look forward to many others.

With all due respect, I think McKenna and I may be a little shy about carrying out the, um, "prize". Perhaps you would consider an alternative.... such our enjoyment of rhino's "horn" and your, um, cannoli?

hahahahhahah.... cannoli? Good one JJ!

Night Rhino!

 

[Guest]

 

[Vincent E]

!!!

You want me to what?!

Hey M, you came in here.

I'll be signing off now. I am sure that an intelligent, articulate author such as yourself can come up with something entertaining. Hell, I'm as straight as an arrow, but even I wrote a gay story and posted it. Let's work that imagination the way JJ worked her tits.

 

[DirtyJJ]

you don't need a contest to have use of my horn.

goodnight.

goodnight rhino!

 

[McKenna]

Hey M, you came in here.

I'll be signing off now. I am sure that an intelligent, articulate author such as yourself can come up with something entertaining. Hell, I'm as straight as an arrow, but even I wrote a gay story and posted it. Let's work that imagination the way JJ worked her tits.

In a word? Oy.

 

[doormouse]

Alright, I'm on break between phase 2 and 3.
*Looks around for doormouse*

What happened to doormouse? Did she go back to bed with LDW? And if I win who will suck my nipples?

He seduced me, damn it!! (coulda been the other way round but I won't tell)

Congrats JJ.

I'll tie him up so I don't miss the next comp.

 

[Lord DragonsWing]

He seduced me, damn it!! (coulda been the other way round but I won't tell)

Congrats JJ.

I'll tie him up so I don't miss the next comp.

Tie me up? Is that a promise?

 

[Belegon]

Jee-suss, is this place too fuckin' quiet or what?

~~slaps a Metallica Cd in the stereo, turns it up to 11, and goes to the fridge to pull out a Guinness~~

ahh, fuckin' brilliant!

no one else around, where is that gawd-damned curl bar? Might as well work on my arms before I head home...

hey, wait, the place is clean, pizza boxes in the trash, beer bottles in the recyclables, AND THE GAWD DAMNED SEAT IS DOWN!!!! Who let the chicks in????

 

[sincerely_helene]

Jee-suss, is this place too fuckin' quiet or what?

~~slaps a Metallica Cd in the stereo, turns it up to 11, and goes to the fridge to pull out a Guinness~~

ahh, fuckin' brilliant!

no one else around, where is that gawd-damned curl bar? Might as well work on my arms before I head home...

hey, wait, the place is clean, pizza boxes in the trash, beer bottles in the recyclables, AND THE GAWD DAMNED SEAT IS DOWN!!!! Who let the chicks in????

Pfft. If it wasn't for us, the men here would still be shuffling their feet, grunting and nodding at each other from across the room.

Your complaint holds about as much weight as a groom bitchin about all the strippers at his bachleor party.

 

[doormouse]

doormouse jumps on the bar and grabs the cyber pole, pulling JJ up with her.

With a click of her fingers, the spotlight dims over the bar and concentrates on the two grinding, pulsating bodies.

doormouse skims her tongue up the length of the pole and winks at JJ... Mmm... nice tits babe

With gyrating hips and glistening sequined thongs, JJ and doormouse thrust and air-hump the cyperpole. The music sounding like a dull, muted thump as doormouse takes JJ's nipple in her mouth and swivels her tongue around the hardened peak.

Sliding her hand down, past the pole to JJ's damp patch, doormouse slides her hand inside her red, tempting thong and caresses her crease. MMm... having fun yet?

doormouse curses when the Metallica song finishes and looks at Belegon

 

[Belegon]

Damn, did I choose the wrong time to do a last post and go to bed... I'll gadly play DJ for you any time ya want mousie...

 

[DirtyJJ]

doormouse jumps on the bar and grabs the cyber pole, pulling JJ up with her.

With a click of her fingers, the spotlight dims over the bar and concentrates on the two grinding, pulsating bodies.

doormouse skims her tongue up the length of the pole and winks at JJ... Mmm... nice tits babe

With gyrating hips and glistening sequined thongs, JJ and doormouse thrust and air-hump the cyperpole. The music sounding like a dull, muted thump as doormouse takes JJ's nipple in her mouth and swivels her tongue around the hardened peak.

Sliding her hand down, past the pole to JJ's damp patch, doormouse slides her hand inside her red, tempting thong and caresses her crease. MMm... having fun yet?

doormouse curses when the Metallica song finishes and looks at Belegon

DirtyJJ looks shyly at doormouse as she realizes she just had her first lesbian encounter in front of all the guys at the T-Lounge! It's new - and different - does JJ like it? She might be a little confused, but... that doormouse is awfully sexy! Hmmmm...

 

[pop_54]

What would your mum say if she heard you talk like that???

(Don't stop, I just wanna know what she would say.)

Pant.

She'd probably have said... "You shouldn't talk about your sister like that in public".

 

[pop_54]

Lo all... fuck I just farted about 10 minutes ago and my arse cheeks are still reverberating... what a beauty... cat shot up the curtains then fell down half out of his head on the smell... made the freekin pot plant wilt.... jeez don't strike a match for an hour or so.

So how's all the butch blokes and, naughty girlies tonight then... any chance of watching a couple of dykes go for it.

 

[doormouse]

Lo all... fuck I just farted about 10 minutes ago and my arse cheeks are still reverberating... what a beauty... cat shot up the curtains then fell down half out of his head on the smell... made the freekin pot plant wilt.... jeez don't strike a match for an hour or so.

So how's all the butch blokes and, naughty girlies tonight then... any chance of watching a couple of dykes go for it.

LOL!!

My what a purdy image to wake up to

 

[sincerely_helene]

Lo all... fuck I just farted about 10 minutes ago and my arse cheeks are still reverberating... what a beauty... cat shot up the curtains then fell down half out of his head on the smell... made the freekin pot plant wilt.... jeez don't strike a match for an hour or so.

So how's all the butch blokes and, naughty girlies tonight then... any chance of watching a couple of dykes go for it.

Did you by any chance attend the Tatelou School of Ettiquite?

Sweet talker.

 

[Belegon]

Your complaint holds about as much weight as a groom bitchin about all the strippers at his bachleor party.

Damn girl, we barely met, how do you know me so well already? You are, of course, absolutely right, I would never truly be upset about your presence at ANY party...

 

[sincerely_helene]

Damn girl, we barely met, how do you know me so well already? You are, of course, absolutely right, I would never truly be upset about your presence at ANY party...

That comment earned you many brownie points.

 

[Jagged]

Well this is a manly place I half expect to find Hemingway behind the bar.


A place for men to alk about cars, guns, and sports. Listen to the rolling stones and raise a toast to all the great things that make us men.

I like good Cubans, (no chemicals added) Jack Danials, a well made knife, and good pair of Timberlands. I even wear jeans and a white t-shirt. I could eat steak every day and I was shocked once when a resturant bar didn't have a tap. I like Budweiser and I am a flag wavier.


Let me say long before Saving Private Ryan ( a very good film) there was The Longest Day John Wayne just one of the many great actors to do his part in this epic recreation of one of histories most important battles.


Back to Hemingway.....he said the only truly manly sports were...

Boxing No arguement there... blood sweat and determination. No where to hide.

Bull fighting Never done it but
getting in the ring with a creature that is about a ton of muscle that is pissed of to begin with...takes guts.

Mountain Climbing Done it and Mt. Washington had been conquered many times.

AutoRacing Well ask any Nascar fan it is brutal and tough.




Now not to offend I have my opinion of manly professions. In no perticular order.....

Mountain climbing guides
Police officer
Firefighter
Soldiers
Sailors
Oil rig workers
Cowboys
Bouncers
Martial Arts Masters
Lumberjacks
Construction workers

In making this list I didn't only pick tough guy jobs, but the fact that death is often faced. Manly deal with different forms of "combat." Professional athletes are impressive but few face death. Before I hear about it though I will say I have met women who have done many of these jobs. They are tough and in regards to my profession firefighting I can say they are part of the brotherhood.

 

[Guest]

I heard there were some girls dancing in here and I dance at work but I could dance in here and I wont charge you and stuff besides Id like to dance with doormouse and rub our boobs together and stuff

Debbie

 

[doormouse]

I heard there were some girls dancing in here and I dance at work but I could dance in here and I wont charge you and stuff besides Id like to dance with doormouse and rub our boobs together and stuff

Debbie

doormouse puts a dollar in the cheap and shitty jukebox (only seems to play Metallica ) and pulls rideme Cowgirl on the bar with herself and JJ and gets down and dirty with the new chick.

JJ's new to this kinda stuff, so be gentle wif her rideme.

 

[Belegon]

Hey Jagged, it may not be literally facing death, but a 90+ mph fastball coming at ya that you are gonna try and catch while some dude just as foolish as you tries to hit it with a club can make you question your own intelligence if not your manhood.

Actually, I agree with your list in general...just felt I should defend the profession I would have continued in if I had been good enough to do so. I'm sure football, basketball and hockey players would all have similar things to say.

and DM, I will gladly fetch from the truck any music you want if you promise to dance to it. Hell, I'll even fetch it from someone else's truck...(anybody got something I can break a truck window with so I don't have to get cut?)

 

[Guest]

Lo all... fuck I just farted about 10 minutes ago and my arse cheeks are still reverberating... what a beauty... cat shot up the curtains then fell down half out of his head on the smell... made the freekin pot plant wilt.... jeez don't strike a match for an hour or so.

So how's all the butch blokes and, naughty girlies tonight then... any chance of watching a couple of dykes go for it.

NOW.. thats 100% male.
pops you sexy beastie.

im game for the dyke action.. as long as im involved.
give us a squiggle will ya?